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Beverly Hills Cop: The Revenge of Mr Chiu (Fanfic)

Dead or Alive (Fic)

Sumo Kid – The Way of the Warrior (Fanfic)

Ghandi 2

Young Guns 3

Beverly Hills Cop: The Revenge of Mr Chiu

One Scene
Axel, Lee & Mr Chiu get into Axel's Chevy. Lee point to a plastic
figure of Crazy Frog on the dashboard and ask's what's that.
Axel replies 'What's that? What's that? That's crazy frog motherfucker.
'What's that.'
Mr Chiu had his electronic store and lab robbed. Some of his crucial
technology was stolen. Axel was assigned to the case, but Mr Chiu
is not that forthcoming on information. Whenever Axel presses him
for details about his research, Lee (female niece of Mr Chiu) always
looks at Mr Chiu and Mr Chiu looks at Lee, and they remain silent.
Mr Chiu had designed computing technology which was capable of
predicting winners in horsing events, through analyzing the data. Crime lords
broke in, bashed Mr Chiu, and stole the technoloy. Axel has been assigned
to make sure Mr Chiu is ok. He was told to 'Keep an eye on him'.
Axel gradually works out who might be behind the crime from his research
and goes to the race course were he talks with the crime lord billionaire,
who suggest Axel watches his step.
Later on in the film Axel is brought into a computer room with Mr Chiu
who rushes to see his computer. The bad guys have them hostage because
they need Mr Chiu to run the computer properly. Lee is probably instrumental
at this stage in freeing Axel, and gives him a gun, and he manages to call
the cops whilst dispatching the bad guys.

NOTE: This is possibly an Eddie Murphy Fanfiction. A Story in the Angels

Saga were Eddie has started working as a copy in Beverly Hills and nicknames

himself Axel Foley, following the tradition of his movies.

Dead or Alive – Black Comedy

5 Melbourne Uni Students are sharing a flat together, doing their studies, chillin' and being the coolest students on campus. But a series of unfortunate events has led to 'The Beast' – one of the big hefty ocker blokes on campus – being found dead in the middle of their flat. They are lost for what to do about the situation, and worried that may be implicated in a potential murder. One of the lines is 'We'll fuck him up the arse,' which comes after another scene, said by one of the blokes. A lady says 'That could be interesting.' The other guy says 'I ain't fucking the beast.' Another lady, the emo, says 'Necrophilia. Cool.' The levelheaded lady says. 'Explain.' The guy explains that if they sodomize the body they can claim the beast was involved in a lovers tiff. 'And if they ask you for a sperm sample?' They guy says 'Scratch that then.' They spend a while trying to work out what to do with the dead body in various scenes around the flat. Finally, they are all out the back of the flat having a smoke, and when they go back inside the body is gone. The beast then walks in from the kitchen, with a beer in hand, saying 'I have a shit fucking headache,' as he rubs his head. He was alive all along.

SUMO KID – THE WAY OF THE WARRIOR

A fat young Japanese kid is being teased in school.
He goes home one day, taking an alternate route, and
sees Mr Miyagi doing Bonzai.
'What are you doing?' asks David Watanabe to Mr Miyagi.
Mr Miyagi looks at him. 'Bonzai.'
'My grandfather has a tree like that,' said David.
'You are Japanese?' asked Mr Miyagi.
'Hi,' replied David. 'But I don't speak it well.'
'You have a bruise,' said Mr Miyagi.
'Kids at school. They pick on me.'
'You should learn Karate,' said Mr Miyagi. 'I will teach you.'
David spends some afternoons learning Karate, and Daniel is
trying to get Mr Miyagis attention, a little jealouse. One day
David is asked by Mr Miyagi to run around the block. He starts
running, but tires out after 100 metres. Daniel runs past and
says 'Lap 7 Mr Miyagi,' and stops and looks at Mr Miyagi
who is looking at David on the ground, tired out.
'Not really working out, huh?' says Daniel.
'I'm not sure if Karate is his things,' replies Mr Miyagi.
'That night Mr Miyagi is watching Sumo on TV. The following
weekend he is at a Sumo studio in the city, watching the action.
He borrows a book on Sumo from the library and starts studying.
David shows up for training. Mr Miyagi says Karate will probably
not work for him. Then he shows him a video on Sumo.

NEXT SCENE

Later on in the week at a gym.

Sumo Kid starts wrestling a big plastic covered puff man.

'I have you now, puff man,' says Sumo Kid.

Jacky Takai watches him in the gym. 'Pathetic, David. You'll never amount to any warrior. I'm a true Sumo. Go back to kindie, sumo kid.'

'Leave me alone,' says Sumo Kid, and walks away from Puff Man and sits at the side of the gym. Mr Miyagi comes through the doors, having watched through the glass panels.

'Come here David san,' says Mr Miyagi.

'Fine,' replies David, getting to his feet.

'Spread your legs, David,' says Mr Miyagi.

'Why?' queries David.

'There is no why. There is do or do not. Never why,' replied Mr Miyagi.

David spreads his feet. Mr Miyagi shoves him, and he falls to the ground. Mr Miyagi helps him up.

'Spread your feet. Pretend someone is going to wrestle you. You need to be firmly rooted on the ground,' says Mr Miyagi.

'He's rooted to Mr Puff Man,' says Jacky, watching. 'He's hopeless Miyagi. You'll never train him.'

'See that competition coming up,' said Mr Miyagi, pointing his hand behind him towards the noticeboard on the wall.

'Yeh,' replies Jacky.

'David will win. I hope you enter.'

'Count on it,' replies Jacky, and leaves the room laughing.

'Now stand firm,' says Mr Miyagi. He pushes David again, who falls again, but was more resistant that time. Mr Miyagi helps him up.

'Better, David san. Better.'

NEXT SCENE

'You know, the Mr Miyagi way usually pulls out a trick or two,' says Daniel.

'I have been thinking about that Daniel San,' replies Mr Miyagi.

'Anything in mind?' asks Daniel.

'Something might be hopping around in my mind,' replies Mr Miyagi.

The TV shows Frogs leaping around in a nature video.

Mr Miyagi takes David to the beach and asks him to start leaping.

David eventually has to leap over a pier beam which juts up out of the beach about 5 feet high.

This is progressed to with his training and he eventually does it.

In the final scene, when Sumo Kid has been beaten pretty badly, the key move is them facing each

other and Sumo Kids starts slapping his own face and makes wild noises then runs at Jacky who

is laughing, ready to wrestle him, but leapfrogs over him, and turns and wrestles him to the ground

and wins the fight. (It's judged a very unusual move but legal enough by the judges).

NEXT SCENE

John Kreese, in his Cobra Kai outfit, comes down on to the beach and watches Mr Miyagi do Tai Chi while David trains.

'So, he's your Sumo Kid,' says John.

'David San is learning,' replies Mr Miyagi.

'His friend. Jacky Chan. Wants me to train him for the upcoming tournament. I don't do Sumo.'

'You do what you wish. We all do,' replies Mr Miyagi.

John turns and watches David training.

'Cobra Kai does believe in honour, Mr Miyagi. We follow Karate for that reason. We have an approach which some question.'

'I have noticed,' replies Mr Miyagi.

John turns to Mr Miyagi.

'I'll train this Jacky Chan. I'll train him properly. And we'll do it your way. We'll play by the rules. But with the Cobra Kai approach. I hope you understand that,' says John turning away. 'With the Cobra Kai approach.'

'I would expect nothing less,' replies Mr Miyagi, continuing on with his Tai Chi.

David comes up to Mr Miyagi. 'What was all that about?' he asks.

'Mr Kreese is training Jacky Chan.'

'Oh man. That's the last thing I need,' says David.

'Do not worry David San. Back to your training. Go, go,' he says, waving him away.

David lumbers off and Mr Miyagi continues his Tai chi, but glances in the direction of the retreating John Kreese.

AND ON WITH THE SUMO KID

GHANDI 2: THE PLOT.

Ghandi is in heaven, reliving the 20th century in the cycles of life. It is 1984, and India is still under British Control in the Heavenly Equivalent. Gandhi has had enough. He travels to America and trains with Hollywood Action Stars, to learn about 'Dramatic Impact'. After thinking through his religion of pacifism he realizes that to free India he is going to have to do some dramatic things. He is watching TV in LA one day, and they report about an 7 Eleven with an Indian store owner who was robbed. Gandhi visits him and asks questions about the criminals. The store owner says he think it was protection racket mafia men. The store owner then says 'What the Hell you going to do about India man? Peace just ain't working dude.' He turns 'Bad'. He beats up thugs for a while, and terrorizes the mafia, and proclaims 'Peacekeeping is a dirty job, but someone has to do it.' He returns to the 7 Eleven and parades himself somewhat. The storeowner says 'That's great man. But if you want to be a hero go back to India.' The Scene shows a panning in close up to Gandhis face looking straight at the camera. He then travels back to India, and the Candice Bergen Character is with him on the streets of Delhi. They are walking along chatting, and Ghandi treads in Elephant dung. He wipes his feet, and the Candice character says 'All the charm of India.' Ghandi replies 'But that's what I like about her so much. She's beautiful and messy all at the same time. But she's my India.' A trike rides past then, and an Indian man in the passenger seat says 'Look who it is. Brave Mahatma. You're a joke man. You couldn't free India if your life depended on it.' Ghandi pumps his fist in the air with his hand over the inside of his elbow at the man, and says 'Go to hell.' Candice character says 'Totally charming.' Ghandi says 'Like I said. Beautiful and messy.' Ghandi starts mobilizing his followers into a 'Jihadi Group' to reclaim India. His guerilla warfare tactics put him at odds with the British in India and it is reported to the Queen that Gandhi is making a fuss again.

Ghandi meets with Mother Theresa. She is working in the slums, and Ghandi is helping her. 'You are using guns and power. Is this the way?' asks Mother Theresa. 'The Lamb has become a Lion,' replies Ghandi. 'I am – perplexed. I know this British Beast well. It has its own sense of logic in the way it carries out things. They do respect peace, and they respect powers which overcome with peace. And they also accept the sword. It seems to me that Jesus impressed himself on the British because, more than any of his claims of glory, it was the way he went about doing things. Both with water and fire. Both with peace and sword. His words still cut today. And Ghandi must accept that the peaceful warrior must do those things he must to find the way of life he must. I must be limited to a warfare which is not barbaric. It must be a warfare which the British respect and goes with all these beloved conventions. And that is the warfare I am taking to the British.' 'Civilized killing,' says Mother Theresa. 'It runs against me. But it is the circle of life, and we don't always do what we want, but we do what we must,' replies Ghandi. 'Vengeance against a beast is a revelation,' says Mother Theresa looking at him. 'Go with God.' Ghandi smiles at her.

Gradually, through his uprising, Gandhi gains followers, and India realizes that to overthrow imperial power drastic actions must be taken. Mahatma contemplates the knowledge he learned from Sylvestor Stallone, Chuck Norris and Arnold Schwarzenegger, and takes the fight to the British in the name of India Independence. There are classical ideas of Gandhi's resistance of the British, and he uses fasting again as his way of invoking the powers of creation to assist him in his struggle. In one scene Gandhi's men have laid explosives in a British military camp, of a Colonel who is a real asshole, having insulted Gandhi on Indian TV, and when the push the button to blow up the compound, Ghandi in the forest says 'Die Punk.' Through his Jihad guerilla tactics he is ultimately able to bring the popular vote of the world to the people of India, and India has it's heavenly Independence Day, and Gandhi is made Prime Minister of the new state.

Young Guns 3

Jezebel Hawkins is a floozie, in love with Billy the Kid. The Regulators have been living south of the border, holed up in a Mexican village working as vigilantes for a Mexican Landlord. The Landlord has been killed, and they drift north back up to the USA. Word gets out that the Regulators are back, and Washington sends in Don Wayne to bring them to justice. Don is crooked, and uses any means to kill the enemy. One of the Regulators is shot to death by Don, and Lou, Kiefer and Billy are the only survivors of a tussle, escaping away. They have money from their work, and live in shifty hotels, being hunted by the Don Wayne posse. Jezebel is captured by Don Wayne and held hostage. Word gets to Billy and he swears that he will have to knock off Don Wayne. They travel to the Establishment, and the showdown sees Don Wayne killed by Billy with the Regulators escaping, taking Jezebel with them. They drift back down to Mexico, were the Landlord's son has now taken over the estate, and settle down again.