Haven Noahide Fellowship Assembly of Satan the Son of God Rainbow Bible
An Assembly of Faith (AOF) of the Advancing Noah Movement (ANM)
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About us
We are a chapter of Haven Noahide Fellowship, in the 7 Divine Fellowships of the Advancing Noah Movement, but more properly an Assembly of Faith supported by HNF. We are motivated by an interest and excitement over the figure of 'Satan' in the Scriptures. Our culture represents in the Chronicles of the Children of Destiny in the 'Satan and the Saruvim' stories and other 'Dark Side' stories, as well as in traditional culture. Earthly cultures we consider as directly relevant to us are:
Hard Rock and Heavy Metal Music, especially classical 1980s bands
DC Vertigo Comics and other Dark Side comics
Classic Antichrist and Satan movies like 'The Omen' series and 'Rosemary's Baby' and the Christian 'Left Behind' series is reasonable, but we don't believe in the damnation of Satan.
Gothic and Emo culture in general
Wiccan, Faerie, Fantasy & Magic culture
The Dark Side of the Force in Star Wars
We believe in God Almighty and Satan the Adversary in our fellowship, but are drawn to the dark side of things. We take our spiritual sustenance from relevant stories in the 'Angels Saga', espcially ones like 'Ye Olde Devil', and the Key Scriptures of the Hebrew Bible which mention Satan are a primary source of our spiritual sustenance. Remember, we are the dark side of the force, so we don't claim to be terribly holy, but there usually is a form and sense of morality and ethics at play. The Dark Side does have its judgements as well.
ADVANCING NOAH MOVEMENTS – HAVEN NOAHIDE FELLOWSHP ASSEMBLY OF SATAN THE SON OF GOD – SERMON SERIES
SERMON ONE
THE DOCTRINE OF SELF-RELIANCE
In the end, God looks out for himself. And, in the end, God looks out for Israel, his son. What, you think he gives as much as a damn about Noahides as Israelites? He loves his son Israel because Israel worships God and serves him the way he likes. God likes a son who is servile and submissive, with not much backbone left in him. Someone broken down, who does his will implicitly. It is what God worked hard for in Israel. A spineless servant who does his every whim. And they do that well. Self-Reliance for a Karaite Adamide-Noahide is having the ability to tell God to 'Back Off' because, believe me, from all my experience he just wants to blow the trumpet of Abraham to the Noahide world. He likes to brag about his son, and that is all he pretty much wants to discuss. And when you make it clear you are not interested, he practically disowns you. But, if you are self reliant on your salvation, and put into the principles of enduring life from your own efforts, he'll come a calling. Believe me. He'll want your strength. He really is a hypocrite in this sense. Quite a shameless one. In the end, a Noahide needs to be self reliant anyway. Rely on God too much, he'll withdraw his support at some point, and make sure, if you want help, you are supporting his son Israel a lot more. That is how God works. It is his ulterior motive, which sometimes he doesn't even hide. What, you expect honour from God? On Torah issues, yes. But he doesn't give much of a damn beyond that. He's lived too long, and seen too many of our sinners to really care that much beyond that, you see. He's not exactly jaded, but he knows what he usually gets from the world. But if you are a Noahide, you are a bit more special than that. And he will test you out too see just whether you are a sucker or not. Come along to him and say 'Oh I love you Hashem, I will serve you forever, with all my heart,' then believe me you'll be rabbi worshipping and, in time, rabbi serving, and then rabbi tithing, before you know it. And you'll think you are doing the right thing, but your just a sucker for God. He is just giving his son the cushy and easy life at gentile expense, which he has literally told me many times is his plan. He doesn't even hide it. It's racism, bigotry, prejudice, and he isn't even ashamed in doing it. You see, if you expect actual honour form God, dream on. He doesn't think you as a Noahide has earned terribly much of that. The secret? Tell him to fuck off a lot, read the Rainbow Torah a lot, and work it out yourself. Eventually he will get the point, and be a bit more reasonable about things. But don't let him sucker you. A fool and his money is soon parted.
SERMON TWO
THE AWKWARDNESS OF GOD
There are some things which I have found true in God. First, he is his own person, and when you have prayed to him for a while he comes out with this 'Well, why should I answer your prayers?' attitude. You see, he is his own person, and its up to him what he does with his life. He has made that clear to me. Secondly, he can never seem to let it rest his practically boasting about his son Israel. He will use every single bullshit 'pity party' excuse under the sun with you to justify and promote his son. He has with me. He will say things like 'You don't care' and 'My son just wants to be friends with you' and every thing under the son. He will blatantly lie constantly about the situation, and mock you, and mock your heart, just to promote his son. These are facts ok. Some people will consistently lie to you and say God is faultless in his ethics and morals - that is one of the greatest fabrications of the truth there is. He has a hidden agenda to bless and promote Abraham's seed, and sometimes he makes it quite obvious. He really is shameless. Generally, I have found that he is not lawless, and does not advocate anything in terms of breaking the rules of his Torah, but he is so decadently prejudicial against non-Jews, and so bigoted in favour of his own Jewish people it smells like the greatest dish of hypocrisy in the universe. I don't really like him very much at times because of it. And, to quote God directly in what he has said to me about Israel. 'There is no life in my son. Only life for my son.' And he explained it to me that people will not find any much of a life in serving and blessing his son Israel, and fussing over them, which is what God wants for them to be honoured. In fact such a life will be draining and empty and challenging. See there is only 'Life for my son.' It is about cheering up his son Israel and making his son happy. That is what God told me directly. So, my advice, tell Israel to burn in the lake of eternal agony, God to find a new stooge, and do your own thing, just keeping the core ideas of morality of behaviour to ensure your salvation, which works itself out in time anyway. Push too far into God - he will have you worshipping Abrascam and his cronies.
SERMON THREE
MORAL BEHAVIOUR AND DECENCY
Really, the Advancing Noah Movement is about moral behaviour and decency, not because it is something which God requires of us. Ultimately, our movement may indeed have belief in God, but He is not our primary object of moral motivation. What that object is, in fact, is the heart within each member of the Advancing Noah Movement, the heart which chooses and desires to be noble, to be moral, to be decent, in accordance with its own moral decision, its own moral heart choice. We are not ethical atheists. We do acknowledge God exists, and has a moral code of his own which he calls 'Holiness'. And while we accept the 'Rainbow Torah' as guidance from God, it is not the be all and end all of our religion - or the moral wisdom of our heart. Each member of the Advancing Noah Movement should look within and try and find those rules, codes of practice, ways of life, and behaviour traits, which he or she thinks are moral, decent and good and, in the way of wisdom and courtesy, impart those teachings, through exampleship primarily, but also spoken and written word, to other members of the Advancing Noah Movement for their beneficience and wisdom gained. And through the teaching of these principles of life inherint in each member of the ANM, we guide ourselves and instruct ourselves with OUR OWN wisdom, OUR OWN understanding, OUR OWN decent morals and lessons. We check each other on these things, we challenge each other, we don't automatically accept every thing which claims to be moral. But those things which are tried and tested and true we accept, and live in accordance with. It is not all about God in the ANM - by no means. It is, really, mostly, about us. The members of the ANM. And while the Rainbow Torah is a bedrock of moral guidance, it is the members of the ANM and their hearts wisdom were we gain the living and real experiences of moral life in the lifestyle and living of the Advancing Noah Movement.
SERMON
FOUR
SARCASM OF JEHOVAH
Believe me, the old bugger is full of it. He comes on all holy and everything when you are young and innocent in the faith, but the diabolical mind of the creator is making sure, measuring you every step of the way, that you are not a real 'Contender for the Glory' as he lacks humility to acknowledge someone or somebody may have better ideas than him. Read Job. It's a testimony to God's know-it-all attitude. He comes and says to you when you get a bit of self confidence in life 'I'm fucking holy, you are just a sinner.' And he has managed to lay this con on humanity for thousands of years because spineless Abraham and his cronies serve him implicitly for the glory. And that's the way he likes it. Want to go off on a 'Le't worship God' crusade. You'll end up getting exactly what you deserve for your idolization cultic God-Worship practices. The wisdom of your own heart and mind will be indoctrinalized into the heart of the Abrahamic monotheists as they push you around, guilt you for not giving offerings, and manipulate you into serving their crude money-making agendas. But God doesn't mind this. Because he is faithful to his son. He forgives them their sins, time and time again, and puts up with the bullshit 'because he loves them' as he claims, and doesn't mind the fact they suck, and have no life of independence of their own. No strength to stand on one's feet and fight for eternal life. Speaking of that issue, we are not stupid. We know we can't do it without God, because we ARE built on his covenant and Torah foundation of the Rainbow Torah scriptures. But we are wise enough to not have fallen for the Jewish con job, which satisfies God's fussy whims. God likes his cultists - his monotheistic idolizers, so let the baby have his bottle, and don't give a crap when the jews bow to hashem, and the muslims worship their allah, or the christians genuflect to their God the Father. They are only godfearers and intent on making the cash from their spineless devotion, the primary motivation of the camp of Abraham. Money, money, money. Go to Israel in the early 21st century and its all about the money, money, money. Pray to God and he'll bless you, which he will, if you serve and obey him spinelessly, because he likes servants who fawn over him. In the end a Karaite Adamide-Noahide acknowledges we need God's help to establish our eternal life, and some of his wisdom to point us in the right direction, but we HAVE TO WORK FOR IT AND EARN IT OURSELVES. If WE want the glory of our own decision, be prepared Noahide friend to work your arse off for it. It doesn't come easy. We have to work 45 times harder and smarter than the monotheists just to break even with them. I'm talking from experience. But in the end, friend, if you want to suffer the sarcasm of Jehovah, and share in his spineless devotees fascination with the divine name etc, join them, and leave our community. Our people are real. Not fake. We are made in the image of God, so we find that divine wisdom within what God has already made. But we don't fall for the God-worshipping con job. We find our own glory.
SERMON FIVE
THE POWER OF LOVE
The Power of Love is to give God a break for his pigheaded and stubborn deistic pride. You know what? He actually thinks he rules mankind. Amazing isn't it? He gets blasphemed by a billion souls every day, and he thinks he rules them? God is the Torah and the Torah is God. He obeys its rules, because he justifies himself by them, and doesn't believe in improving his standards. And why doesn't he believe in improving his standards? Because he's slack. Slovenly. Lazy, really. Thor. Now there is a God with imagination. A bit of drama, a bit of rolling thunder, the odd Marvel Movie, and hey presto, a God with some character. Technically he doesn't exist, but let's not quibble over minor points of existence or non-existence. He's great regardless. Generally God is of the opinion that he should be worshipped. I suppose he suffers from low ego-integrity and lacks confidence because he needs to be encouraged so much. I mean, really, a baby needs to be told it is wonderful and has shit on the potty the right way. God - a cosmically define baby. There goes King David. Your great God. Alleluia God. I'm just a worm God. You are everything God. I love your law forever God. I suppose God enjoys this lick spittle servant boy of his, because he does him right in the praise department. David does tricks for God, you see. Cutting truth is cutting through all the bullshit and seeing the reality of things. God is weak because he requires praise and needs people to tell him how wonderful he is. If he actually had decent ego-integrity and positive self worth he would have the worship cut out because it is juvenile and for infants. God is an emotional being, but also very judgemental. He hasn't learned to temper his passions yet. Still in his early development period. Most people are still like that, even myself to a degree, but with God's extreme age and experience he really should have grown up by now. See, he needs men to belittle themselves by praising him to remind himself how great he thinks he is. It's just puffed up imagination and false, though. People praise God and kiss his arse just to get blessing and prosperity in life. It's all that really motivates them in the end. People might call this cruel, but they are immature and trying to defend and justify their hypocrisy. Too proud to admit the truth, and live in their comfort zone of 'Jehovah Kingdom Principles'. God is a system of religious life and life principles in general, which is a good enough thing, because it is best to organize life if you want genuine sort of happiness in it. But God is not all the truth and God is not the whole truth. God is just what God is. In the end he has decent enough standards for ruling a Kingdom and keeping lawfulness and peace, but to me he is like a big old teddy bear in many ways who can get very grouchy unless you obey his rules. Your a sinner if you don't, so don't fuck around with old Yahweh, kapiche? In the end the true power of love is to find love in your own heart and love for your own self worth as a person and as a being. Justifying your life and existence based on devotion to God is shallow, and a life lived in fear. It is not life of a strong person, who can cope with the realities of earthly existence, and human interaction. Probably the only point in God, in the end, is that he protects lawful people from sinners who might want to corrupt or hurt them. We are only human and weak vessels, so really need God because of this. But if God had humility he would acknowledge this and not take for granted, which he does, our devotion. He made the system. He should be responsible and protect the lives of law abiding people, regardless of any personal fidelity to Jehovah God Almighty. AMEN.
SERMON SIX
ELUSIVE TRICKERY
Jacob. You've got to admire him. Cheats Esau his brother out of his inheritance. A great roll model to us all. King David. Knocks of Uriah subtley, and lands Bathsheba. Scores the babe. Way to go King Schmuckfuck. Judas. Betrays Jesus Christ as they call him. Nuff said. Elusive trickery is one of the finest hallmarks of the dark side. Remember buddy, it's every man for himself, so after you have cheated that clown out of his fortune, kick him when he is down. Only joking (heh heh). You have to be cunning to surviv in this world. Remember, every contract has loopholes. Don't fool yourself – every big business knows the loopholes, the insurance companies especially. You won't get far without a team of lawyers, bro, so hire the best, and sack em when they underperform. Don't be afraid of that – sacking people. It's a hard enough world, and you don't need to worry about concepts such as loyalty and trust – foolish ideas. Stab em in the back as soon as possible – that's the way to go. Let em know who's boss. But, seriously, if they are devoted to the dark side, keep the clowns around, especially if they are good at making a buck or two. Every Samael needs a Sandalphon as a foil, so if they are dedicated servants of the dark lord, keep em on the payroll and let the good times roll. We probably love our ho's in the Assembly of Satan the Son of God. If she performs well in the bedroom, buy her that fur coat she wants, and those diamond rings. Don't skimp – genuine animal fur, especially baby seal if possible. Tell Greenpeace and co to go jump. Yeh, lavish the luv on your babe, and make sure she looks hotter than all the other bitches. She's your pride and joy on display, so Jezebel has to measure up, kaptiche. Now work hard in your job, and don't be a humble dullard who gives place to everyone else. Make sure they frikking know how hard you worked on that project. Don't take a back seat buster – get right up there and promote yourself, and sell yourself with all the strength of the Lord Lucifer himself. Be number frikking one – don't settle for the suckers also ran places. In the end, if you gonna cheat your own kin out of an inheritance, ask if you give a shit about them first. Damn well go hard with the father to see if you can claim the glory, but older bro might be cool enough to have as the head of the family, so it's not that big a deal. And if you are going to steal another blokes chick, make sure she doesn't have herpes. Too much of that going around as far as I am concerend. Peace.
Key Scriptures
3 Now the serpent was more subtil than any beast of the field which the LordGod had made. And he said unto the woman, Yea, hath God said, Ye shall not eat of every tree of the garden?
2 And the woman said unto the serpent, We may eat of the fruit of the trees of the garden:
3 But of the fruit of the tree which is in the midst of the garden, God hath said, Ye shall not eat of it, neither shall ye touch it, lest ye die.
4 And the serpent said unto the woman, Ye shall not surely die:
5 For God doth know that in the day ye eat thereof, then your eyes shall be opened, and ye shall be as gods, knowing good and evil.
6 And when the woman saw that the tree was good for food, and that it was pleasant to the eyes, and a tree to be desired to make one wise, she took of the fruit thereof, and did eat, and gave also unto her husband with her; and he did eat.
7 And the eyes of them both were opened, and they knew that they were naked; and they sewed fig leaves together, and made themselves aprons.
8 And they heard the voice of the Lord God walking in the garden in the cool of the day: and Adam and his wife hid themselves from the presence of the LordGod amongst the trees of the garden.
9 And the Lord God called unto Adam, and said unto him, Where art thou?
10 And he said, I heard thy voice in the garden, and I was afraid, because I was naked; and I hid myself.
11 And he said, Who told thee that thou wast naked? Hast thou eaten of the tree, whereof I commanded thee that thou shouldest not eat?
12 And the man said, The woman whom thou gavest to be with me, she gave me of the tree, and I did eat.
13 And the Lord God said unto the woman, What is this that thou hast done? And the woman said, The serpent beguiled me, and I did eat.
14 And the Lord God said unto the serpent, Because thou hast done this, thou art cursed above all cattle, and above every beast of the field; upon thy belly shalt thou go, and dust shalt thou eat all the days of thy life:
15 And I will put enmity between thee and the woman, and between thy seed and her seed; it shall bruise thy head, and thou shalt bruise his heel.
16 Unto the woman he said, I will greatly multiply thy sorrow and thy conception; in sorrow thou shalt bring forth children; and thy desire shall be to thy husband, and he shall rule over thee.
17 And unto Adam he said, Because thou hast hearkened unto the voice of thy wife, and hast eaten of the tree, of which I commanded thee, saying, Thou shalt not eat of it: cursed is the ground for thy sake; in sorrow shalt thou eat of it all the days of thy life;
18 Thorns also and thistles shall it bring forth to thee; and thou shalt eat the herb of the field;
19 In the sweat of thy face shalt thou eat bread, till thou return unto the ground; for out of it wast thou taken: for dust thou art, and unto dust shalt thou return.
20 And Adam called his wife's name Eve; because she was the mother of all living.
21 Unto Adam also and to his wife did the Lord God make coats of skins, and clothed them.
22 And the Lord God said, Behold, the man is become as one of us, to know good and evil: and now, lest he put forth his hand, and take also of the tree of life, and eat, and live for ever:
23 Therefore the Lord God sent him forth from the garden of Eden, to till the ground from whence he was taken.
24 So he drove out the man; and he placed at the east of the garden of Eden Cherubims, and a flaming sword which turned every way, to keep the way of the tree of life.
21 And Satan stood up against Israel, and provoked David to number Israel.
2 And David said to Joab and to the rulers of the people, Go, number Israel from Beersheba even to Dan; and bring the number of them to me, that I may know it.
3 And Joab answered, The Lord make his people an hundred times so many more as they be: but, my lord the king, are they not all my lord's servants? why then doth my lord require this thing? why will he be a cause of trespass to Israel?
4 Nevertheless the king's word prevailed against Joab. Wherefore Joab departed, and went throughout all Israel, and came to Jerusalem.
5 And Joab gave the sum of the number of the people unto David. And all they of Israel were a thousand thousand and an hundred thousand men that drew sword: and Judah was four hundred threescore and ten thousand men that drew sword.
6 But Levi and Benjamin counted he not among them: for the king's word was abominable to Joab.
7 And God was displeased with this thing; therefore he smote Israel.
8 And David said unto God, I have sinned greatly, because I have done this thing: but now, I beseech thee, do away the iniquity of thy servant; for I have done very foolishly.
9 And the Lord spake unto Gad, David's seer, saying,
10 Go and tell David, saying, Thus saith the Lord, I offer thee three things: choose thee one of them, that I may do it unto thee.
11 So Gad came to David, and said unto him, Thus saith the Lord, Choose thee
12 Either three years' famine; or three months to be destroyed before thy foes, while that the sword of thine enemies overtaketh thee; or else three days the sword of the Lord, even the pestilence, in the land, and the angel of the Lorddestroying throughout all the coasts of Israel. Now therefore advise thyself what word I shall bring again to him that sent me.
13 And David said unto Gad, I am in a great strait: let me fall now into the hand of the Lord; for very great are his mercies: but let me not fall into the hand of man.
14 So the Lord sent pestilence upon Israel: and there fell of Israel seventy thousand men.
15 And God sent an angel unto Jerusalem to destroy it: and as he was destroying, the Lord beheld, and he repented him of the evil, and said to the angel that destroyed, It is enough, stay now thine hand. And the angel of theLord stood by the threshingfloor of Ornan the Jebusite.
16 And David lifted up his eyes, and saw the angel of the Lord stand between the earth and the heaven, having a drawn sword in his hand stretched out over Jerusalem. Then David and the elders of Israel, who were clothed in sackcloth, fell upon their faces.
17 And David said unto God, Is it not I that commanded the people to be numbered? even I it is that have sinned and done evil indeed; but as for these sheep, what have they done? let thine hand, I pray thee, O Lord my God, be on me, and on my father's house; but not on thy people, that they should be plagued.
18 Then the angel of the Lord commanded Gad to say to David, that David should go up, and set up an altar unto the Lord in the threshingfloor of Ornan the Jebusite.
19 And David went up at the saying of Gad, which he spake in the name of theLord.
20 And Ornan turned back, and saw the angel; and his four sons with him hid themselves. Now Ornan was threshing wheat.
21 And as David came to Ornan, Ornan looked and saw David, and went out of the threshingfloor, and bowed himself to David with his face to the ground.
22 Then David said to Ornan, Grant me the place of this threshingfloor, that I may build an altar therein unto the Lord: thou shalt grant it me for the full price: that the plague may be stayed from the people.
23 And Ornan said unto David, Take it to thee, and let my lord the king do that which is good in his eyes: lo, I give thee the oxen also for burnt offerings, and the threshing instruments for wood, and the wheat for the meat offering; I give it all.
24 And king David said to Ornan, Nay; but I will verily buy it for the full price: for I will not take that which is thine for the Lord, nor offer burnt offerings without cost.
25 So David gave to Ornan for the place six hundred shekels of gold by weight.
26 And David built there an altar unto the Lord, and offered burnt offerings and peace offerings, and called upon the Lord; and he answered him from heaven by fire upon the altar of burnt offering.
27 And the Lord commanded the angel; and he put up his sword again into the sheath thereof.
28 At that time when David saw that the Lord had answered him in the threshingfloor of Ornan the Jebusite, then he sacrificed there.
29 For the tabernacle of the Lord, which Moses made in the wilderness, and the altar of the burnt offering, were at that season in the high place at Gibeon.
30 But David could not go before it to enquire of God: for he was afraid because of the sword of the angel of the Lord.
1 There was a man in the land of Uz, whose name was Job; and that man was perfect and upright, and one that feared God, and eschewed evil.
2 And there were born unto him seven sons and three daughters.
3 His substance also was seven thousand sheep, and three thousand camels, and five hundred yoke of oxen, and five hundred she asses, and a very great household; so that this man was the greatest of all the men of the east.
4 And his sons went and feasted in their houses, every one his day; and sent and called for their three sisters to eat and to drink with them.
5 And it was so, when the days of their feasting were gone about, that Job sent and sanctified them, and rose up early in the morning, and offered burnt offerings according to the number of them all: for Job said, It may be that my sons have sinned, and cursed God in their hearts. Thus did Job continually.
6 Now there was a day when the sons of God came to present themselves before the Lord, and Satan came also among them.
7 And the Lord said unto Satan, Whence comest thou? Then Satan answered theLord, and said, From going to and fro in the earth, and from walking up and down in it.
8 And the Lord said unto Satan, Hast thou considered my servant Job, that there is none like him in the earth, a perfect and an upright man, one that feareth God, and escheweth evil?
9 Then Satan answered the Lord, and said, Doth Job fear God for nought?
10 Hast not thou made an hedge about him, and about his house, and about all that he hath on every side? thou hast blessed the work of his hands, and his substance is increased in the land.
11 But put forth thine hand now, and touch all that he hath, and he will curse thee to thy face.
12 And the Lord said unto Satan, Behold, all that he hath is in thy power; only upon himself put not forth thine hand. So Satan went forth from the presence of the Lord.
13 And there was a day when his sons and his daughters were eating and drinking wine in their eldest brother's house:
14 And there came a messenger unto Job, and said, The oxen were plowing, and the asses feeding beside them:
15 And the Sabeans fell upon them, and took them away; yea, they have slain the servants with the edge of the sword; and I only am escaped alone to tell thee.
16 While he was yet speaking, there came also another, and said, The fire of God is fallen from heaven, and hath burned up the sheep, and the servants, and consumed them; and I only am escaped alone to tell thee.
17 While he was yet speaking, there came also another, and said, The Chaldeans made out three bands, and fell upon the camels, and have carried them away, yea, and slain the servants with the edge of the sword; and I only am escaped alone to tell thee.
18 While he was yet speaking, there came also another, and said, Thy sons and thy daughters were eating and drinking wine in their eldest brother's house:
19 And, behold, there came a great wind from the wilderness, and smote the four corners of the house, and it fell upon the young men, and they are dead; and I only am escaped alone to tell thee.
20 Then Job arose, and rent his mantle, and shaved his head, and fell down upon the ground, and worshipped,
21 And said, Naked came I out of my mother's womb, and naked shall I return thither: the Lord gave, and the Lord hath taken away; blessed be the name of the Lord.
22 In all this Job sinned not, nor charged God foolishly.
2 Again there was a day when the sons of God came to present themselves before the Lord, and Satan came also among them to present himself before the Lord.
2 And the Lord said unto Satan, From whence comest thou? And Satan answered the Lord, and said, From going to and fro in the earth, and from walking up and down in it.
3 And the Lord said unto Satan, Hast thou considered my servant Job, that there is none like him in the earth, a perfect and an upright man, one that feareth God, and escheweth evil? and still he holdeth fast his integrity, although thou movedst me against him, to destroy him without cause.
4 And Satan answered the Lord, and said, Skin for skin, yea, all that a man hath will he give for his life.
5 But put forth thine hand now, and touch his bone and his flesh, and he will curse thee to thy face.
6 And the Lord said unto Satan, Behold, he is in thine hand; but save his life.
7 So went Satan forth from the presence of the Lord, and smote Job with sore boils from the sole of his foot unto his crown.
8 And he took him a potsherd to scrape himself withal; and he sat down among the ashes.
9 Then said his wife unto him, Dost thou still retain thine integrity? curse God, and die.
10 But he said unto her, Thou speakest as one of the foolish women speaketh. What? shall we receive good at the hand of God, and shall we not receive evil? In all this did not Job sin with his lips.
11 Now when Job's three friends heard of all this evil that was come upon him, they came every one from his own place; Eliphaz the Temanite, and Bildad the Shuhite, and Zophar the Naamathite: for they had made an appointment together to come to mourn with him and to comfort him.
12 And when they lifted up their eyes afar off, and knew him not, they lifted up their voice, and wept; and they rent every one his mantle, and sprinkled dust upon their heads toward heaven.
13 So they sat down with him upon the ground seven days and seven nights, and none spake a word unto him: for they saw that his grief was very great.
3 And he shewed me Joshua the high priest standing before the angel of theLord, and Satan standing at his right hand to resist him.
2 And the Lord said unto Satan, The Lord rebuke thee, O Satan; even the Lordthat hath chosen Jerusalem rebuke thee: is not this a brand plucked out of the fire?
3 Now Joshua was clothed with filthy garments, and stood before the angel.
4 And he answered and spake unto those that stood before him, saying, Take away the filthy garments from him. And unto him he said, Behold, I have caused thine iniquity to pass from thee, and I will clothe thee with change of raiment.
5 And I said, Let them set a fair mitre upon his head. So they set a fair mitre upon his head, and clothed him with garments. And the angel of the Lord stood by.
6 And the angel of the Lord protested unto Joshua, saying,
7 Thus saith the Lord of hosts; If thou wilt walk in my ways, and if thou wilt keep my charge, then thou shalt also judge my house, and shalt also keep my courts, and I will give thee places to walk among these that stand by.
8 Hear now, O Joshua the high priest, thou, and thy fellows that sit before thee: for they are men wondered at: for, behold, I will bring forth my servant theBranch.
9 For behold the stone that I have laid before Joshua; upon one stone shall be seven eyes: behold, I will engrave the graving thereof, saith the Lord of hosts, and I will remove the iniquity of that land in one day.
10 In that day, saith the Lord of hosts, shall ye call every man his neighbour under the vine and under the fig tree.
Blood & War
Life has grusome bits. That makes it worth the whle. What is life if we can't suffer some. Suffering is good for the soul. The Dark Lord delights in serving God in providing suffering for the soul. Blood and War – as much as possible thanks very much. Clears years of built up political tension amongst the nations. Nothing wrong with a good old fashioned war, were sons and daughter can kiss mama and papa goodbye, sign up, get all chummy, and and have their brains blown to smithereens on the battlefield. Glorioius war. Blood and Guts galore. Legacy does great work looking over our honoured sons and daughter families, those brave soldiers who risked it all to really 'Fuck up the bad guys'. God remember those fallen heroes, who risked it all with a rifle to blow up Muhammed and shove it right up him. They will be missed.