Marvellous Noah
Marvel Comics Noahide
Volume One
Stories:
Bloodsense the X-Man
Reed Richards & Goblin Corps. G Factor
Domino Movie Plot
Luna and Solarion
Iron Man/War Machine: The Dark Blade of Spaghetti Eater
Bloodsense the X-Man
Chapter One
Bloodsense was a new X-Men. Bloodsense had the ability to sense the blood type of a human or animal, and also, ironically, curdle that blood and kill a creature. Bloodsense, though, did not believe Homo-Superior were mutants. He believed they were a natural part of the sequence of the genetic codes of humanity.
'My dear Wolverine. In the DNA of Adam, the first man, our blueprints were already there, shaped by the mind of the Creator – Yahweh God. We did NOT evolve. We do NOT evolve. We were planned, long ago, and have arisen at exactly the right time in history for the wisdom of God to unfold, for we are beacons of powers to help and assist humanity – not evolved ones, but deliberately planned ones by the Creator in the DNA sequences and genetic mysteries which are the MARVEL of the human species.'
'Sure thing bub,' responded Wolverine. 'I think Nightcrawler is a Roman Catholic.'
'Then very wise is he,' responded the X-Men Creationist, Bloodsense the Redeemer.
The End
Chapter Two
Bloodsense was chatting with Beast down in the X-Mansion catacombs, were beast was doing research.
'I've got a story for you,' said Bloodsense.
'I am listening,' responded Beast politely.
'Wolverine walks into a bar, and sees this guy in tights. 'So what gives bub?' he asks him.
'I'm Superman. Crusader of truth, justice and the American way,' responds the hero.
'Superman?' asked Beast. 'I have never heard of Superman.'
'He's from this small time indie comic company I read once. Dead and Crippled Comics, or something like that. Old farts who don't move with the times. Anyway, Superman sizes him up and says 'By the power of the house of El, you really do smell you know.'
'You insulting my hygiene?' asks Wolvie.
'If you had any, you meta gene freak.'
'Meta gene?' asked Wolverine.
'How the DC universe functions,' responded Superman.
'Fascinating,' said Wolverine.
Anyway, they set to a drinking contest and Superman boasts 'By the power of the Krypton Chronicles, thou canst drink a lot my man.'
'It's all in the meta gene,' responded Wolverine.
'Fascinating,' responds Superman.
'A great tale,' commented Beast.
'Meta gene theology. I think that is what really runs the universe,' said Bloodsense.
'You'll have to enlighten me some time,' responded Beast.
'Gotcha,' responded the newest X-Man.
The End
Chapter Three
'The Creationist Association of Homo-Superior teaches these truths,' began Bloodsense to a gathering of the X-Men in Professor X's chambers.
'In the beginning the first man and woman were made, Adam and Eve. And then the Millennium Principle was later established in the doctrines of the Branch of Enoch. Every thousand years, the Meta Gene would surface, in greater and greater strenghs, amongst the children of men. In olden days they were the wizards and witches and spellcasters. Now they are the X-Men. We have had 5 millennia of advents of the Meta Gene in the DNA code of mankind. Yet the 6th millennia draws nigh, were the Israelite Messiah shall be born, of the seed of David. And we know, from research into Magnetos Jewish bloodline, that Magneto shall be of the parental line of the Messiah. The Messiah shall be the ultimate X-Man, with gifted powers unlike any ever seen before in humanity. And he shall reign a thousand years, and unite mankind, till the 7th millennium occurs. And then the dead shall rise, and the world to come shall begin.'
'Your making it all up,' said Storm.
'We have researched carefully,' responded Bloodsense.
'It sounds plausible,' said Nightcrawler.
'If you believe in fables,' retorted Storm.
'Perhaps I do,' responded Nightcrawler.
'It is – interesting,' said Professor X. Yet, regardless dear Bloodsense, welcome to your new home. You are a valued member of our new team.'
'Thanks,' said Bloodsense the Redeemer.
The End
Chapter 4
The Triumvirate of Terror had shown up. Bloodwhore, Wrathbitch and Fuckgirl. They were the nastiest supervillains, and enemies of the Creationist Association of Homo-Superior.
'Bloodsense lives here now. At the X Mansion,' said Bloodwhore.
'We shall decapitate him,' said Wrathbitch sadistically.
'Decapitation. Always with the decapitation with you Wrathbitch,' replied Bloodwhore. 'You need a new line.'
'Try, I shall roast his cockles on the fires of oblivion,' suggested Fuckgirl.
'I shall roast his cockles on the fires of oblivion,' repeated slowly the not so bright Wrathbitch.
'Better,' replied Bloodwhore.
They scoped the mansion, and soon Bloodsense and Beast appeared.
'The X-Men. Bloosense has joined the X-Men,' mocked Bloodwhore.
'He lacks imagination. They are evolutionists,' responded Fuckgirl.
'Hey, aren't we evolutionists?' asked Wrathbitch.
'That's just a cover,' whispered Fuckgirl to Wrathbitch.
'Ready to rumble?' asked Bloodwhore.
Bloodsense finished off the Mars bar he was eating.
'I'm tired,' he replied. 'Maybe tomorrow fowl sirens.'
'Oh, ok,' said Wrathbitch, who made to turn and leave.
'For fuck's sake,' said Bloodwhore, and grabbed Wrathbitch. 'Attack the bastards, ladies.'
And they did.
Later on, when the brawling had finished, the Triumvirate of Terror were holding various aching parts of their bodies, gradually retreating from the X-Mansion grounds.
'I shall verily decapitate him next time,' said Wrathbitch in a hostile voice.
'For fuck's sake,' said Bloodwhore, and marched them on to their escape van, back to the lair of their Triumvirate of Terror.
The End
Chapter 5
The DC Bad Girls had crossed a Tangent Amalgam Vortex, and were hunting down some lost souls in the Marvel Universe.
But the Babes were on their tail. The 3 superheroine 'Babes' were 'Beauty', 'Blonde' and 'Bimbo', and they were chasing down the Bad Girls. The Bad girls were looking for the 'Triumvirate of Terror', former inhabitants of their universe which had gone astray. The Bad Girls were 'Brazen Harlot', 'Hotcunt', 'Carnal Slut', 'Miss Licentious', 'Pristine Vagina' & 'Spunkadella'. They were sexy, evil, and the worst sort of bitches to ever torment Batman, Blue Beetle and the hated Booster Gold. But now they were chasing down the Triumvirate of Terror, who had splintered away, and fucked off to Marvel World.
'Were hideth they?' asked Miss Licentious.
'Somewhere in this worlds New York. I sense it,' said Pristine Vagina.
'Those Babes will only be minutes behind us. The vortex was not yet closed. We should scram,' said Spunkadella.
'We will need transport,' said Carnal Slut.
Brazen Harlot the leader pointed. 'That Van. We shall steal that and look for them.'
Later on, Fuck Girl came out and noticed their Van had gone missing from its parking place.
'Now what bitch stole our fucking van?' she queried to herself.
The End
Chapter 6
Bloodsense was hanging with Scrawl, a fellow member of the Creationist Association of Homo Superior.
'Who are the worst of our enemies?' asked Scrawl, sipping on a budweiser.
'Buttpain and Vomitator are pretty disgusting,' said Bloodsense. 'Fowl creatures indeed.'
'Rude & Crude the Bugger Brothers are horrible,' replied Scrawl.
'I hate 'Nasty Bastard' said Bloodsense. 'He really gets me in the cockles.'
'I've always loathed Captain Cancer. He sends shivers up my spine,' said Scrawl.
'The Crapulator has always been a nemesis,' said Bloodsense.
'Yeh. I don't like him much either,' replied Scrawl. 'But you know who really pisses me off? The Emasculator. He worries me greatly.'
Bloodsense put his hand instinctively to his crotch. 'Me too, buddy. Me too.'
Chapter 7
The 'Babes' arrived through the Tangent Amalgam Vortex on the ground of the hideout of the Triumvirate of Terror.
'Ok. Where are they?' asked Bimbo.
'Between your breasts,' sniggered Beauty.
Bimbo looked between her breasts. 'I don't see them,' she said innocently.
Blonde looked at Beauty with one of those looks Beauty knew oh so well. 'You know you shouldn't tease her. It's not easy getting by with an IQ of 42.'
'Ooh, I had it measured again last week,' said Bimbo. 'The doc says I'm practically a 43 now. Just need a little more study,' she said seriously.
'Make sure you get Fashion Weekly next week,' said Beauty. 'That's sure to have penetrating articles of knowledge in it.'
'Ooh,' said Bimbo.
'Beauty!' lectured Blonde again, the leader of the Babes. 'Right. Here we are.' She looked around and noticed they were down a back alley of sorts, with a rather dinghy looking door with peeling green paint sitting there in front of them.
'Why don't we ask for directions?' suggested Blonde.
'Lead on fearless leader,' said Beauty.
'They went that way,' said Bimbo suddenly, pointing in another direction.
'How do you know?' asked Blonde.
'I can – sense it,' said Bimbo, smiling.
'Do we trust her?' asked Beauty. 'She is an idiot you know.'
'May as well,' said Blonde. 'Probably only drunk crackpots in there anyway,' she said, referring to the green door and the dwelling within.
And so they departed, chasing the Bad Girls on Bimbo's hunch, and were none the wiser to the Triumvirate of Terror, behind the green door, steadily getting drunk all the rest of that afternoon.
The End
Chapter 8
'You know,' said Fuck Girl. 'These are great nachos.'
'Wonderful,' replied Wrathbitch, down the alley from their green door, at the Mexican cafe on the corner which sold Fuck Girl's favourite junk food.
'Ooh, he's hot. I'd do him,' said Fuck Girl, as a blonde bodybuilder walked by, and she winked at him. He was embarrassed. Fuck Girl was giving him the nod, and he was more of a born again, so continued on walking.
'They never wanna fuck anymore,' said Fuck Girl. 'This city has become too conservative.'
'You and your loins,' said Wrathbitch. 'Perpetually unsatisfied.'
'Fuck you,' replied Fuck Girl, and continued on devouring her Nachos.
'No I think they went this way,' said Bimbo, suddenly walking past Fuck Girl and Wrathbitch at the Mexican cafe, not noticing the two members of the Triumvirate of Terror in regular garb. Blonde and Beauty, frustrated, followed faithfully behind.
'She's an idiot,' said Beauty.
'No, I think she senses something. She has a keen nose,' replied Blonde.
'Yep. Just like a wolfhound. Intelligence to match as well I'd bet,' replied Beauty.
'Just don't lose track of her,' replied Blonde.
As the 'Babes' walked on past, winging, Fuck Girl looked at Wrathbitch, shoked.
'There idiots,' said Wrathbitch. 'They'll search every square inch of Manhattan and still walk past us every time.'
Fuck Girl considered that, shrugged after a moment, and continued on with her Nachos.
And the afternoon turned.
The End
Chapter 9
'There's trouble,' said Scrawl.
'Where?' asked Bloodsense.
'Manhattan,' said Scrawl.
'Let's go,' said Bloodsense.
It was a sight to see. The Triumvirate of Terror, who you would have imagined the guilty part, were, in fact, seated down, on the grass of the small Manhattan park, watching.
The Babes were arguing. They had found the Triumvirate of Terror, but then the DC bad girls had shown up. And then the sledging had begun.
'Your an idiot,' said Blonde. 'Batman remarked you have this distinctive smell. Like the sewers of Arkham.'
Brazen Harlot wanted to punch her in the face. 'At least I'm not dressed like a Princess. I KNOW how to be alluring to a man. Not a great big Barbie Doll.'
'She may be a Barbie Doll,' said Beauty. 'But she hasn't slept with half the criminals of Gotham City.
'I've slept with half the criminals of Gotham city,' said Hot Cunt.
'You've slept with every criminal,' said Brazen Harlot.
'Takes one to know one, bitch,' replied Hot Cunt.
'You are that stupid aren't you,' said Carnal Slut to Bimbo. 'You probably can't even tie your shoe laces properly.'
'I need help with that,' replied the innocent Bimbo.
'Leave her alone, bitch,' said Blonde. 'She is currently free of VD. Unlike some I could care to mention.'
Carnal Slut hissed at Blonde in response.
'I'll bet you girls subscribe to Vogue, right?' queried Miss Licentioius.
'Ooh, I have every issue dating back to 2000,' said Bimbo.
Blonde put her hand to her head and said 'Why me?'
Pristine Vagina looked at Beauty. 'I suppose men think you are hot, huh? But I am perfect in every way.'
'Yes,' replied beauty. 'But Metropolis Zoo has enough Baboons, so I guess your currently unemployed, right?'
And then the fighting began.
As the Triumvirate of Terror watched on, commenting on this and that insult which could come in useful, Bloodsense and Scrawl sat down next to them.
'Women,' said Bloodsense. 'Not a good thing to cross them.' Just then Beauty kicked Hot Cunt in the crotch. 'Ooh,' said Scrawl. 'That looked nasty.'
'Your not getting involved?' Bloodsense asked the Triumvirate of Terror.
'We're taking notes,' replied Wrathbitch.
Blonde had grabbed Pristine Vagina's hair, and was scratching at her eyelids.
'We might have to call in Wolverine,' said Scrawl.
'Not sure if Adamantium Claws will be tough enough,' replied Bloodsense.
Carnal Slut had Bimbo down, and was twisting her arm behind her back.
'It's not easy being a superhero,' said Bloodsense, as he stood, ready to break it all apart.
'The things we do for love,' said Scrawl, as the X-Men got into the unpleasant task of breaking up a catfight which the good folk of Manhattan gossiped about for years.
And, as the fight went on, well into the afternoon, and Bloodsense later on was receiving bandages from Storm for all his cuts and scrapes, another day passed in the Marvel Universe and the DC bad girls, having returned home with the Babes, life, for a while, got back to some semblance of normality. For a while anyway.
The End
Reed Richards & Goblin Corps G Factor
Mr Fantastic was in the Fantastic Four laboratory. He was looking at a magazine article in New Science.
'This,' he said to Ben Grimm, the Thing.
Ben looked 'The 'G Factor'. Goblin Corporations new range of technological wonders for the next generation,' said Ben. 'So they are serious about entering in and become business oriented as they claimed.'
'Looks like it,' said Reed, examining some of the objects now for sale from Goblin Corp. 'A lot of these inventions are suitable for vigilantes and doomsday preppers and general adventure seekers,' said Reed.
'Superheroes too,' said the Thing.
'And Supervillains,' said Reed, looking at Ben.
Meanwhile....
'They are the 'G Factor' said the Hobgoblin. 'My special project.'
'They are all in your colours,' said the Green Goblin. 'They should be in Green.'
'Red,' said the Red Goblin.
'If they had been creative they would be Rainbowized,' said the Rainbow Goblin.
'Rainbowized?' queried Green Goblin. 'Is that even a word. I think that is not really a word.'
'It's a word,' said the Rainbow Goblin.
''I bet if I go get my copy of Websters Official Dictionary, it's not in there. I bet it won't be.'
'New editions, Certain dictionaries. Mainly online things,' replied Rainbow Goblin.
'The urban dictionary. He's probably entered it in himself,' said Red Goblin.
Rainbow Goblin went silent. 'It's a frikking word. Leave me alone.'
Hobgoblin was watching the debate, then interrupted. 'The colour of the G Factor Droids is not the issue. I can get some of them in your colours if you insist. The point is G Factor will soon be ready to rumble.'
'I see,' said Green Goblin, stroking his chin, looking at the G Factor Goblins.
'They will be heroes in disguise,' said Hobgoblin. 'Everyone's favourites. But they will be monitoring everything. And collecting – data.'
'It is how we shall rule the world,' said Green Goblin. 'Keep at it Hobbie.'
Hobgoblin grinned with glee, as the Goblins dispersed off to their thing.
Later....
'They've defeated a bank robbery by the Skullcracker Gang,' said Reed to Thing.
'Who?' asked Ben.
'The G Factor. They are a droid mercenary hero group of droids run by Goblin Corp.'
'They are in the superhero business now? Why don't I like the sounds of that,' replied the Thing, looking at the article.
'Nor I,' said Reed Richards, looking at the pictures of the crime fighting droids. 'Nor do I at all.'
The End
Domino Movie Plot
Domino comes into the Charles Xavier School, and Charles noticing she makes herself at home as if it is her home already, and is casual and smart mouthed in his office. Charles brings in Deadpool and Cable and assigns them to mentor her. 'And Cable. Keep her out of trouble, please,' says Professor X. 'Will do boss,' replies Cable. 'Fat chance,' says Domino. They go outside and Deadpool lights up and chats with Cable. 'Ooh, motorbike,' says Domino. 'Don't think it, Domino. Wolverine will take your head off.' Domino gets on the bike. 'Wolverine – can bite me,' she replies. She takes off. 'We gonna let her get into all that trouble?' asks Deadpool. 'Got the feeling this girl is going to be nothing but,' replies Cable. They get in a sports car and take off following Domino. They find her at the docks eating fast food. 'Like the junk, do ya?' says Deadpool. 'You noticed,' replies Domino. 'Not much of an issue to me anymore,' replies Deadpool. 'Taste buds just ain't what they used to be.' 'You should be concerned about your health,' says Cable. 'I'm young,' replies Domino. 'And dumb,' says Deadpool, stealing a french fry from her, which she whisks his hand at. 'So, what's your story?' asks Deadpool. Domino shares her basic origin story. 'That's funny,' says Domino. 'What's the joke?' asks Deadpool. 'Those guys,' says Domino. 'Not sure if firearms can be carried around so casually, you know.' The trio look and there are two men with shotguns pointed at a man near a yacht. (This man ends up Domino's love interest for the movie.) 'Think we should step in?' asks Domino. 'They look as if they have him under control,' replies Deadpool. 'But what about him?' replies Domino. 'Well ain't that a shame,' replies Deadpool. 'There could be illegal activity going on. I am not convinced those men are law officials,' says Cable. 'Busting his chops over a gambling debt or something,' says Deadpool, stealing another fry, which Domino whisks his hand at again. 'None of our business, really.' 'Ain't you guys supposed to be superheroes or something?' asks Domino. Deadpool looks at Cable who looks back at him. 'Supposedly. Mostly rumor,'' replies Deadpool. Deadpool stood and the trio walk over to the three men. 'Everything fine here?' asks Cable. 'This does not concern you,' replies one of the men with a shotgun. 'Hey Mitch. Them's mutants,' says the other guy. Mitch looks them over properly. 'You guys. Stinking up humanity with your messed up DNA. Give us regulars a bad name.' 'We're just the same as you,' says Domino. 'Just as human. Mutations can crop up anywhere. It's all in the design.' Mitch walks up to Domino 'And your design is pretty shit,' he says. 'Asshole,' replies Domino. 'Bitch,' says Mitch, and slaps Domino. 'We're not looking for trouble,' says Cable. 'Well trouble is what you've got,' says Mitch, and points his shotgun towards Deadpool and shoots him. The bullet runs through Deadpool, who looks at his hole and then looks at Mitch. 'Funny things about mutants. We're pretty hard to kill. Especially when we're dead already.' Melee begins and Mitch and the other guy are disarmed, and beaten a bit, and holding their heads they make their way off swearing revenge. 'Some guys,' says Deadpool. Domino's attention is on the man who has a cut on his face. 'You ok,' she says. 'What did they want?' 'Goons of Kingpin,' replied the man. 'I can handle them.'
'What does Kingpin want with you?' asks Domino. 'That's confidential,' replies the man. Domino stares at him, and says 'Whatever.' The man looks at her for a while. 'Thanks, though. I guess.' And he goes onto his boat. 'Time to quit this scene,' says Deadpool. 'Yeh, sure,' says Domino, and stands there as Deadpool and Cable wander off, looking at the boat of the man for a few moments, before turning and following after Deadpool and Cable.
* * * * *
'I need money,' said Domino to Deadpool.
'Don't look at me Newspaper Girl. I'm dead broke. Hah. Get it? Deadpool. Dead broke. Laugh Newspaper Girl. Laugh. It's funny.'
'Very funny. Give me money. Lot's of it,' replied Domino.
'Like I said. Dead broke,' replied Deadpool.
The Crew are playing Pool in the X-Mansion. Cable Enters.
'You need cashola. I have some cashola,' says Cable.
'He's from the future. He literally has trillions,' replies Deadpool.
'Not legal in this generation. Serial number issues. Tried it. They didn't accept the notes,' replied Cable.
'He's lying,' whispers Deadpool to Domino.
'I have current money,' said Cable. 'Professor X pays me for services.'
'I need 3 or 4,' said Domino.
'3 or 4 dollars? I can give you a fiver,' replied Cable.
'3 or 4 thousand,' replied Domino. 'Stop being dumb.'
'I figured I would have to pay more than a fiver,' replied Cable. He forked over several hundred notes.
'About 2 grand,' said Cable.
'It will do just fine,' replied Domino.
'Wassup Newspaper Girl?' asked Deadpool.
'Night on the town. Gonna find a man tonight and get me some loving.'
'2 grand is a lot of expenses,' said Deadpool.
'Hey,' replied Domino, nudging Deadpool. 'I'm an expensive girl.'
'No kidding. Count me in kiddo.'
'Count us both in,' said Cable.
'Party party party,' replied Domino, and left the room.
* * * * *
'And the Music's pumping pumping,' said Domino, moving her hands to the beat.
'As long as their's drinks,' said Deadpool.
'There has got to be drinks,' said Cable.
They entered the bar and ordered drinks, finding a table.
'Oh,' said Domino, and almost blushed.
'The girl is flustered,' said Deadpool.
'Can the lady explain herself,' said Cable.
Domino was looking in the direction of the next table, where the man from the docks was sitting, drinking a beer, looking around.
'That guy,' said Deadpool.
'Small world,' said Cable.
Deadpool looked at Domino, who was sitting back in her chair, looking embarrassed.
'What's up sweet cheeks,' said Deadpool. 'What, you are attracted to our man of mystery.'
'Shut up,' replied Domino.
'The man just noticed them, and stood, coming over. 'Hey, you know, just want to say thanks. I thought it over and realized you were only trying to help.'
'Think nothing of it,' said Deadpool.
'Our job in a way,' said Cable.
'My name's Tom. Tom Kirby,' said the Man.
'Classic,' said Domino.
'Want to dance?' asked Tom to Domino.
'Oh, you know. Two left feet,' replied Domino.
'Don't be silly,' said Deadpool, pushing Domino. 'Dance with the man.'
Domino got to her feet and adjusted her hair, staring at Tom. He was quite a handsome man.
'My lady,' said Tom, leading Domino to the Dance floor. They danced a couple of songs.
'This is the life,' said Deadpool, drinking his beer. 'Alcohol, kicking tunes, and no Professor X or Magneto to bother us.'
'I think we might have other problems,' said Cable.
Deadpool looked. 4 men had entered the nightclub, dressed in black leather. They approached Tom and Domino.
'We've been looking for you,' said the leader.
'Who are you guys?' asked Domino.
'Knights in Satan's Service,' replied one of them. 'But who's asking?'
'They call me Domino,' replied Domino. 'X Women supreme.'
'Mutants,' said the man. 'This does not concern you,' and he pushed Domino away.
'Looks like trouble,' said Deadpool, getting to his feet.
'You asshole,' said Domino, and shoved the man back.
'Oh, the bitch likes to fight,' replied the Man.
Brawl begins. KISS are belted up, and leave the bar. The heroes go into the men's bathroom to clean Domino up.
'You know, you really are a Newspaper Girl, aren't you,' said Deadpool.
'Black and White and Red all over,' said Cable, wiping away some of the blood from Domino's face.
'Those guys were nasty,' said Domino. 'I want to check on Tom.'
'He ran up to the upper dance floor,' said Cable.
They came up to the upper dance floor, were Tom was seated, looking anxious.
'They want your butt pretty bad,' said Domino. 'I think a lot more is going on than you have told us.'
'I haven't told you anything,' said Tom. 'You're the last people I should be telling anything about it anyway.'
'Why is that?' asked Deadpool.
'Coz your Mutants. Professor X's cronies. The people I work for – they kind of are opposed to you guys.'
'And who do you work for?' asked Domino.
'Calls herself Mystique. She's working with the Kingpin. I'm doing scientific work for them. Pays the bills, you know.'
Domino stared at Tom for a moment, then turned (Upset) and runs out of the bar.
'Hey,' said Tom after her, but she leaves.
'I think he upset her,' said Cable.
'No kidding,' said Deadpool, as they follow on after Domino out of the bar.
Next scene they find Domino in a park not far from the Nightclub, with a few tears in her eyes. 'What's up?' asked Deadpool.
'I'm going to kill Tom,' she said. 'I'm so damn out of luck because of him.'
'I noticed,' said Cable. 'Power's aren't working?'
'No. They're fine. I just wanted KISS to fight. Wanted the blood. To feel real. To face up to some things I don't always face up to. Reality. And I'm finding out it bites.'
'You like this guy, don't you,' said Deadpool.
'He's a schmuck. Let's go home,' said Domino, wiping her eyes.
'X Force doesn't have internal secrets,' said Deadpool.
Cable gave Deadpool a look.
'Well, ok. We've got some secrets. But fess up Newspaper girl. Is there something more going on we should know.'
'Gut instinct,' said Domino. 'I've been married before, and you get a feeling sometimes when you meet someone. It's the same sort of feeling. This Tom Kirby has me by the balls.'
'And such magnificent balls,' said Deadpool.
'I don't know what to do,' said Domino, falling on to Deadpool's chest, who gingerly hugged her.
'We'll go back to the X-Mansion,' said Cable. 'Sleep on it. You'll be better in the morning.'
As they drove along through the city Domino looked out at the traffic. Tom was on her mind, and that wasn't a bad thing. But he was in cahoots with some serious troublemakers. And while he was technically none of her business, she knew she was getting into a 'Situation'. A situation she just knew, no matter how lucky she was, she would not avoid.
THE STORY INVOLVES KINGPIN WORKING WITH MYSTIQUE. THEY HAVE A SHARED MANIFESTO. KINGPIN HAS PLANS ON DEVELOPING A BLACK MARKET BODY REPLACEMENTS INDUSTRY TO GIVE PEOPLE NEW BODY PARTS THROUGH CLONING TECHNOLOGY, WHICH TOM KIRBY IS DEVELOPING IN HIS RESEARCH. MYSTIQUE WANTS TO USE THE TECHNOLOGY ALSO TO DEVELOP A RACE OF REPLACEMENT MYSTIQUES WHO LINK TO A PSYCH UNIT ON HER HEAD WHICH SHE CAN CONTROL THEM WITH. DOMINO BEFRIENDS TOM KIRBY AND THEY BECOME ROMANTICALLY INVOLVED. AS THE STORY DEVELOPS TOM KEEPS HIS SECRETS FROM DOMINO AND THERE IS ONGOING TENSION BETWEEN KINGPINS OPERATIVES AND MYSTIQUE AND DOMINO WITH CABLE AND DEADPOOL. AROUND MID MOVIE THE MYSTIQUE CLONES HAVE SHOWN UP AND FIGHTING GETS MORE SERIOUS. GRADUAL DEVELOPMENT OF THE MOVIE TO THE CLIMAX FIGHT SCENES AT THE END WHERE THE TECHNOLOGY IS DESTROYED BY TOM WHO HAS CONVICTIONS NOW THAT IT'S NOT REALLY RIGHT.
Luna & Solarion
This story is about Magneto's grandaughter Luna Maximoff, daughter of Quicksilver and Crystal and a New Mutant called 'Solarion'. Solarion reacts very strongly to sunlight, and draws on the power of the sun to help him fly and it gives him strength and speed. Luna meets Solarion in her secret Haven with her mother, and they develop a romantic relationship, which eventually leads to the birth of a Sun. This sun, in the overall storyline, is the Messiah which Bloodsense talked about to Professor X. The child is born while they are holidaying in Israel in Bethlehem, born in a Bethlehem hospital. As MCN progresses in time, the Messiah grows up with very many mutant abilities, part of 'Homo-Superior' and champions a new way for a more enlightened humanity, were Mutants should be accepted as the next process in the Evolutionary work. He joins the IDF and rises up to become Prime Minister of Israel, uniting various divisive factions in Israel, and teaching Torah based values. His job is to teach wisdom to the world of ethical behaviour, but he is beset by challenges of all that oppose him in the world and the greater galaxy. The story is not too complex as it develops, mainly a Superhero Messiah sort of character, who has redemptive purposes and uniting purposes with humanity to teach a better way for all citizens of mankind. He would teach many traditional proverbs from the book of proverbs, which he would quote and apply to real life situations in his adventures with X-Factor, which is his main team. He teaches his great-grandfather Magneto is much misunderstood, but equally that he is guilty of great atrocities. He ushers in the 6th Millennia and reigns in Israel as Prime Minister for 800 years from his 40th birthday, before they Crown him the 'King Mashiach'. He brings in many new inventions for society with his followers, and teaches sensible and balanced application of the knowledge of mankind in traditionally wise ways of it being applied. As said, the Book of Proverbs is his main guidance in life, and he feels he is the 'Son of David' and in this way 'Solomon' is his primary example, in the Passion of King David. Jesus of Nazareth is viewed by him as one of the 'Contenders' alike Shabbetai Tzvi, and while Christianity's claims are rejected, he is basically ecumenical and interfaith with the Church and Islam and other religious communities. He ends up being a likeable enough person, studying a chapter of proverbs every morning after breakfast, and seeking to apply the wisdom to his daily life. He prides himself on trying to be social and caring for society and not too pushy with his teaching, but solid and reliable. He generally does a pretty good job for 'X factor' and the X Men think well of him. A solid superhero, who admires Captain America a great deal and the heroic way.
Iron Man/War Machine: The Dark Blade of Spaghetti Eater
Spaghetti Eater is an Asian business man who has a fondness for spaghetti. He built his empire on theft. With the 'Dark Blade' he destroys 2 Sentinel Droids in a large bank who guard it, and with his armed men they rob the bank. At the end of the movie War Machine and Iron Man have come to the top of his skyscraper and come in through the windows.
'I can defeat you,' said Ken Watashi.
'Not without armour,' replies Iron Man.
Ken attacks Iron Man with his sword, and takes a chink out of his armour.
'The blade. It vibrates quickly. Very quickly. It can cut through light,' said Ken.
'I'll bet,' replies Iron Man.
Ken rushes him again, hacks another chunk of his armour, and Iron Man throws him back.
'I suppose you can use those weapons you have,' said Ken.
'You're kind of fighting a lost cause,' said Iron Man.
'We're going easy on you,' said War Machine.
'I see,' said Ken. He steps back, and goes into an elevator, which shuts quickly.
'Now what?' asks War Machine.
'We follow him,' replied Iron Man.
Iron Man opens the door, and they fly downwards. War Machines' feet are above Iron Man's head who says 'Watch the head, ok, War Machine,' worried about the heat.
'No problems, Iron Man,' replied War Machine.
They reach the bottom of the elevator and come into his basement. It is full of all technology. Ken appears with his sword, but this time in armour.
'Well you had to go spoil it and get all dressed up, didn't You?' says Iron Man.
'We'll have to rip that off you,' says War Machine.
Ken attacks, again with his sword, and Iron Man uses his flame to burn the sword down.
'No matter,' says Ken. 'I have more.'
He grabs another sword from a rack.
'How many of those does he have?' asks War Machine.
'4, no 5,' replied Iron Man. 'If you don't count the one we already destroyed.'
'I was,' says War Machine.
'Then 6 all up,' replied Iron Man. 'Watcha gonna do?'
They continue to fight Ken Watashi, going through all 6 blades, before beating him down and ripping off his armour, not before serious chunks in their own armour have gone missing.
'I am getting tired of you,' says Iron Man before he rips of Ken's armour and exposes him.
Ken is taken to jail.