Chronicles
of an Age of Darkness
Volume
11
"The
Wyvvern and the Warlock"
(a
Fanfiction Work)
By
Daniel
Thomas Andrew Daly
Dedicated
to Hugh Cook
Creator
of the Chronicles of an Age of Darkness World and Author of Volumes 1
to 10
CHAPTER
ONE
Day
Suet had always fancied herself a maiden of quite serene and noble
beauty. But of the host of maidens on the land of Sung that was not
really saying that much. Sung was a backwater land, just offshore the
continent of Argan which had become beset with wild beasts, known as
the swarms, since the breaking of a certain barrier on the south of
the continent. Day rarely gave thought to the concerns of the
continent of Argan, so caught up in her beauty and maidenhood, which
was a shame really. Because the questing hero, Togura Poulaan, her
beloved was currently running as fast as he verily could away from
the clutches of one of the said wild beasts, intent on reaching the
safety of a certain bottle which was in the possession of a
befriended wizard who was currently in the form of a giant eagle,
doing its very beast to persuade an unpersuadable monster from
deferring its hunger to find a more suitable appetizer than the
scrawny and most definitely undelicious Togura.
'Get
the hell down here Kalphor,' yelled the much distressed Togura to the
giant eagle which was still attacking the three headed beast, having
successfully pecked out 3 of its 9 eyes so far. The beast was enraged
and currently preoccupied with the eagle, so much so that Togura had
safely climbed a large pine tree and was signalling for the wizard to
come down so he could board the bottle to safety and the eagle could
fly away to a safer place. The particular bottle in question was
modelled on another set of bottles, but this one was smaller, a dark
bluey green in colour and on the vast interior, not quite as large
overall as its predecessors had been. It was rumoured that these
bottles, which had recently been claiming fame somewhat, were of a
series of 7 special bottles used by an ancient kingdom in its wars
for retreating soldiers. But that was a matter of speculation, as
nobody on Sung really knew were the bottles had originated, and when
Kalphor, a cousin of a wizard called Phyphor, had arrived with the
bottle to Togura Poulaan's address, seeking an audience with the
challenger to the Odex with a plan for storing all the potential
goods of the Odex in the bottle, with Togura's assistance, Togura,
while he had dismissed such an idea, had marvelled at the bottle and
persuaded Kalphor to accompany him on a quest to pillage the
abandoned treasures of the halls of Argan and store any treasures
they happened upon in the said bottle.
Naturally,
Kalphor had been reluctant. But greed was always a good motivation
for a wizard who often lived on a shoestring. And armed with Togura's
definite and proud self belief and whatever wizardries the wizard
could muster, they had set forth from Sung, Togura having kissed
farewell his beloved Day Suet, and made the way towards Argan.
They
had landed on the north-western shore of Argan and, carefully hiding
from the beasts, the wizard in the form of a giant eagle, carrying
the bottle in a brown satchel around its neck were Togura lived
happily while they flew from keep to keep and town to town, they'd
had many dark encounters but, so far, escaped harm. That was until
this very moment when the questing hero, very concerned with the fate
of his skin and trying to avoid the gaze of the beast, was signalling
to the wizard to 'get the hell down here.' Fortunately the eagle
obeyed the request and, gathering Togura in its claws, flew high up
to the thickest part of the forest they were in and, resting on a
branch, gave the satchel to Togura who took the bottle, and holding
the pendant around his neck with a diamond on it, which for this
particular bottle was the key to entering it, pushed the diamond
while clutching onto the eagle wizard and saying the spell, quickly
disappeared into a bluey green smokey substance which entered the
head of the bottle.
A
short while later, emptying the sack he had with him of their latest
finds into the corner of the main upper sanctuary of the bottle,
Togura announced to the wizard that, with the finds they had been
successful in uncovering, they could perhaps now think of returning
home to Sung to spend their fortune.
'Methinks
you speak wisely, Togura. But I have a plan,' objected Kalphor.
'A
plan? Speak on. If it is to bring wealth I won't object greatly. But
we are wealthy now, Kalphor, and I don't like the idea of facing too
many more quests in my life for fortune or rescuing fair maidens,
even ones as lovely as Day Suet.'
'Yet
this plan of mine, well, if we are able to make use of a certain
resource we may perchance have available to us, the whole of the
continent of Argan could be available to us for plunder without
always having to risk ourselves in the fights with these demons from
hell.'
'Then
what is this plan, Kally. Don't keep it to yourself. Speak on.'
'I
know of a Warlock. A Warlock who owes me a life debt, fortunately
enough. You see, he was held prisoner in this very bottle for over
1000 years and, upon me rescuing him from the bottle, he pledged to
me that should I ever need his services, he would be available for
even the most daring of quests.'
'And
how does that help us,' asked Togura, now interested.
'This
Wizard was trained in the Cold West and has particular powers. Powers
over the psyche of Wyvvern's. Powers to make them do his will, for he
has drunk much of their blood and knows them intimately. In fact, so
he has told me, he has the power to summon several dozen Wyvvern's to
his service if he needs to.'
'And
the plan?'
'We
call in this life debt, travel to the Cold West, gain the services of
our Warlock and recruit a dozen or so Wyvvern's. With them as our
fighting prowess we can quite certainly raid all the riches of Argan
and become wealthy beyond even our wildest dreams.'
Togura,
having listened intently, liked the idea. In fact he loved the idea
and saw it, should they prove successful, as paving the way for him
to become the next Baron Poulaan. Nay, with the money and the foreign
mercenary hire he could afford with the wealth of Argan, he could
verily challenge the supremacy of the Khmar himself. But ruling from
Sung? Perhaps he could travel to a more suitable place. The Ravlish
Lands. Parengarenga. Even the great eastern continent of Margenna
were heroes were a dime a dozen, or so he had been taught from his
youth, not really knowing how much value there was in a dime.
So,
thus agreeing to the wisdom of Kalphor on this particular plan,
Togura picked up a bottle of wine, toasted Kalphor to their
inevitable success, and dreamed of the riches which would surely soon
be his.
*
* *
Blaz
Durass was not exactly what you would call a competent Warlock. In
fact, recalling his earlier days under the tutelage of Sarge
Bramenday, one of the more highly respectable of the wizards of the
Cold West, it was uttered on more than one occasion, in fact quite
frequently, that Blaz Durass was far from being a competent student,
and would never pass his exams for acceptance into the Guild of the
Universal Order of Wizards, Witches and Warlocks. This particular
guild, one of several such guilds of the Cold West, being a trend
which had caught on centuries back, was one of the more established
and respected guilds. So much so that they gave a cautious guarantee,
as cautious as the word of a wizard could be, that all successful
pupils passing their degree course in wizardry and magic would be
competent enough for the slaying of any dangerous dragon or the
successful practice of raising from the dead, or turning blood into
Jelly or any of the other more ambiguous callings that a wizard may
happenchance be called upon to perform. And because of the said
guarantee from such an esteemed school of magic, Blaz had
forthrightly enrolled, confident, despite his father's constant
objections that he should get a real job, that he would become a
world class wizard, quite capable of turning blood into Jelly. In
point of fact, despite the truth that he'd had years of wizarding
adventures to master the art, Blaz Durass, as befitted his level of
competency, was still unable to turn blood into Jelly. Actually, he
usually vomited at the sight of blood, his complexion turning quite
pale. But, nonetheless, he had in fact passed his exams in the end,
albeit with straight D's, and happily took his membership in the
guild at the reluctance of the head wizard and the board of
executives, and proudly displayed his degree in his room, boasting to
his father that the world was now at his doorstep. His father knew
the better.
They
didn't exactly come a knocking on the door of Blaz Durass, and
despite his extensive advertising in the Wizarding Gazette, a popular
publication in the Cold West, after one year of solid unemployment,
Blaz was distressed. Most distressed. But fortune favours the brave,
and for all that hard work and effort, for 7 years of constant
worrying whether he'd mixed his reagents in the correct manner, or
whether his enchantments would work in the prescribed way, or whether
his wand was powerful enough, Blaz finally had his breakthrough when
a warlord, having come into the ownership of a special magical
bottle, engaged Blaz's services to see just how he could, apparently,
store his army in the bottle for the purposes of sneak attacks and
urgent retreats.
Blaz
had, delightfully, taken to the task and spent several weeks, coming
to months, in the archives of the guild, researching all he could on
ancient storage bottles.
It
had been incredibly dull work, but he was learning constantly and,
finally, finding a meagre reference, he touched the pendant, said the
spell, and was instantly transmogrified and taken into the bottle.
But he'd made one simple mistake. The pendant needed to be worn
around his neck in physical contact with his skin, otherwise it would
be left behind outside of the bottle and, because of that, he would
be left with no escape from the bottle should he have proven such a
dullard to make such a mistake. Which is exactly why the competency
of Blaz Durass had seriously been questioned by so many, for he in
historical fact did make such a blunder. To his credit, he had been
zealous, and when overcome with joy for the finding of the reference
and uttering the spell once he had touched the diamond, he had failed
to read further into the passage which proclaimed the importance of
wearing the said pendant against one's chest or skin. And due to this
unfortunate mistake, Blaz had found himself sucked inside the bottle,
with no apparent way of escape. And there he had remained, for a
solid millennium, wondering when on earth one of his wizarding
compatriots would take the time to work out exactly were he had
disappeared to. Alack and alas, not only had they in fact known were
he had gone, and had a fair idea of how to get him back should they
want to, the head of the guild had quietly taken the bottle, stored
it up on the uppermost shelf of his library, and taken it to mind to
give as much forgetfulness to the person of Blaz Durass and the said
bottle as possible. And for 1000 years he was quite successful at
this objective.
But
pity is a strange beast, and despite, as the millennium passed, and
thinking he really should know better, the head of the guild had sold
the bottle at a hefty sum to a certain 'Kalphor' who was interested
in acquiring magical items with useful purposes. The wizard had
instructed him, quite carefully, that a mad wizard likely still
resided in the bottle, and to be well and truly far away from the
headquarters of the guild before he dared using the charm to enter
the bottle. Kalphor, being a hospitable enough type of wizard, gladly
accepted this obligation and, being a suitable distance from the home
of the guild, used the pendant and entered the bottle.
A
wizard, he assumed, greeted him. Or what was left of a wizard. Blaz
was naked, as had become his custom, with a rather lengthy beard, and
munching on what looked to be 40 Trillion years supply of stale
crackers and bland wine, was suddenly quite surprised and overwhelmed
to be visited upon.
And,
for the salvation which Kalphor had given Blaz, he promptly promised
him a life debt, should he ever have need of a highly trained wizard,
and began to boast of his great powers and apparent abilities to
utilize the services of Wyvvern's, of all creatures, to any task he
should so desire.
Kalphor
believed him. Which was perhaps quite foolish, having not heeded the
guild heads advice the Blaz was indeed mad, and as such, one fine
afternoon in the Cold west, Blaz Durass busily studying a magic tome
in the guild of wizards which, to many protestations and objections
he had rejoined, them finding no legal avenue to refuse him
re-entrance into the guild, Kalphor and Togura Poulaan were steadily
making there way up Krozana highway, to the city of Krandor, home to
the guild of Wizards, Witches and Warlocks.
Togura
looked at the sun in the sky. Through the dismal grey clouds it
seemed to hang limply, almost too scared to come out and shine its
glory over the increasingly cold environs. The Cold West, which was
perhaps a mark of genius in the naming of the said region by some
wise geographer of ancient of days, was duly named as such simply
because of that very fact - it was extremely, bloody cold. And
Togura, used to the more pleasant environs of Sung, which while not
famous for its hospitable climate - in fact, quite often the very
opposite - was starting to look like paradise in comparison to the
rather cold and unwelcoming frost of one of the cooler regions of Olo
Malan. But the questing group had no real choice in the matter, for
the wizard they sought, the venerable Blaz Durass, resided in Krandor
of the Cold West, headquarters to the Guild of Wizards, Witches and
Warlocks, and as such Togura's certainty that his toes were starting
to turn green looked like there would be no soon abating of his due
concerns because of the said Wizards choice of residency. 'Try to
look on the bright side of things,' said Kalphor. 'We'll be rich soon
enough. And then you can buy all the slippers and mittens and fur
coats your heart could possibly desire. Togura, currently weighed
down in very thick clothing of such like muttered 'Very funny.'
They
continued to trudge on along the road, unable to find any suitable
beast willing to bear them in winter in the cold west, when the
horses simply froze up and stayed in their kennels, neighing subtle
mockeries at the slightest suggestion they should brave the coldest
part of the year in a land they had most lovingly come to hate. There
were always the standard 'Grizmak's', large bear like creatures which
were the common beasts used for pulling sleds during this time of the
year in the Cold West but, unfortunately for Togura, he sneezed
incessantly whenever he was near such a beast and came out in a most
terrible and undesiring red and very itchy rash. In fact, they had
been holed up for several weeks near the beginning of their journey
in the Cold West, laid up in an inn as Togura recovered from his most
eventful encounter with one of the thick fur-cladded beasts.
And
so they trudged. Slowly, carefully, inevitably they trudged along the
roads and byways of the Cold West, steadily making for the city of
Krandor. After 12 weeks of solid marches, though, the weather in
truth did seem to be improving somewhat, and Togura's constant
bemoaning that Kalphor should resume his eagle form which, so far,
had fallen upon deaf ears, was less often the stuff of their
conversation as they came into sight of the city of Krandor.
'We
should be there in no time,' exclaimed Kalphor, quite happy to have
finally arrived at their desired destination.
'It's
about bloody time,' remarked Togura in response, but he was in truth
quite pleased that they had finally arrived and, despite hating so
much the fact of his unavoidable odyssey through the wilds of the
Cold West, was starting to think of himself as something of a heroic
athlete and man of worth for the great trudging epic they had just
about completed. Yes, vanity was a lovely gift to man, and while he
often suitably rebuked himself for such pretensions, the pride of his
youth still lingered somewhat.
'So
what is the address,' began Togura. 'I mean, I assume you know were
to find the guild after all.' Kalphor looked at him, momentarily
stunned, and then looking away uneasily answered 'Of course I do. Of
course I do.' Yet, in truth, he had not the foggiest idea.
The
first citizen they met and asked for instructions must have had quite
a wicked sense of humour, for they had trudged all the way to the
southerly edge of the city in search of the guild, only to befriend
another welcoming citizen who told them they had been taken for a
ride, which was not uncommon in Krandor, and that the very guild they
sought was in fact on the northern edge of the city. Kalphor thanked
the kind man, but could not deny his frustrations and Togura's
swearing reminded him instantly of the new march they now faced. Yet,
thankfully, they found an inn, booked in for the night, and in the
warmth of the burning fire in their room, Togura practically roasting
his toes, he remarked that tomorrow should be a good day in which
they would hopefully locate the desired wizard. Kalphor ensured him
they would have no such troubles, despite Togura's careful looks, yet
nevertheless slept well that night, enjoying the rare consolation in
these lands of a warm bed and warm broth.
The
following morn, having amply rested and deciding to leave a little
later in the day than their usual, to make full use of their allotted
time in the warmth of the inn, in the weather which had fortunately
started to improve somewhat, perhaps ironically in Togura's
viewpoint, just as they had arrived in Krandor, they managed to
thankfully find a horse-driven sled willing to transport them to the
guild they desired to frequent.
As
they drove along Togura began again questioning Kalphor on the merits
of the Warlock Blaz Durass, for on the long road to their destination
Kalphor had said the occasional word regarding Blaz and his actual
probable abilities that lead Togura to seriously question wether they
had indeed sought out the most appropriate of Warlocks for the task
in question. But all that Kalphor would say was 'As my cousin Phyphor
truly says, you can always trust a wizard,' a remark at which Togura
often muttered responses under his breath, always just a little to
undiscernible to the ears of Kalphor.
As
the midday approached and they neared the guild, a monstrous fortress
it seemed on the edge of the city, Togura's attitude generally began
to finally improve. 'You'll see,' said Kalphor. 'Blaz will be only
too willing to help us. I am sure of it.'
'Let's
hope so,' responded the Baron of Poulaan's son.
*
* *
Jak
Tolkun, student of the Guild of the Universal Order of Wizards,
Witches and Warlocks, studying as well as he could to ensure he
passed all the requirements of his 7 year degree, moaned once again
his frustrations in being suddenly and most embarrassingly covered
with a shloss of exploding horse dung. His beloved teacher and guide
in his studies, the venerable Blaz Durass, simply looked at Jak's
current state and said 'Oh Bother, it has happened again,' which were
far from words of consolation to the dung laden Jak. For 5 solid
weeks Jak had been the victim of such enchantments, all of them aimed
towards the simple purpose of deliquidifying dung to make it a more
palatable brown dirt-like substance. For in the cold west it was
often the case that sewerage didn't always flow that well and often,
in winter in particular, strong smells wafted up into the upper
chambers of the wealthy and elite abodes of Krandor, and other
notable cities, much to the chagrin of the nobility and finery of the
Cold West's honourable ones. As for the poor, well they were poor,
and would simply have to make do. But the situation had become such
an ordeal for a particular Krandorian nobility that, having sought
out the Guild for their expertise, and being pointed towards Blaz
Durass who was deemed by the head of the guild the most suitable
Warlock to deal with, as it were, the shit, he pleaded his desire of
suitable enchantments being made available to deal with the problem
of the most unsavoury sewerage.
Blaz,
a radical thinker at most times, instantly came up with the plan to
deliquidify dung so that the dryer substance, which would thus
hopefully not smell, could simply be turned back into the earth and
be the cause of no further anxieties. And while Jak Tolkun felt that,
should they achieve such a result, which would prove quite a feat of
accomplishment for Blaz Durass, it would be well and truly a good
thing, bemoaned the fact that after 5 solid weeks of dealing with
'The Shit' as it were, being no closer to success than when they had
begun their investigations, dealing with 'The Shit' was becoming a
less and less attractive option all the time.
But,
alas, he had no choice. In his time in the guild he had come to
understand why he was the butt of so many jokes of his fellow
students. For while they most definitely did not doubt his own
potential and abilities, the reputation of Blaz Durass went before
him in such a manner that, should you find yourself paired with the
Warlock for any length of time, your future earning potential was
deemed less and less attractive with each passing year of
apprenticehood.
'Why
me,' was what Jak Tolkun moaned to himself more often than not and,
as he scrubbed himself in the shower and took to the washing of his
garments, he pretended to not hear his teachers calling of his name
for them to begin the resumption of their experimentations. But,
fortunately for young Jak, he was saved on this one rare occasion by
the summoning of Blaz by another student to the head of the guilds
den for an important meeting.
Jak
breathed a sigh of relief, continued scrubbing his clothes, and
thought that the meal that night should somewhat, if only
temporarily, make up for his current crop of miserable duties.
Blaz
wondered through the large guild hall, working his way up the complex
series of hallways and staircases, finally coming to the uppermost
level and the grand office of the head of the guild, Crocus Dalbana.
He knocked on Crocus' door and, shortly, heard an 'Enter'. Pushing
the door open he came in and stood before Crocus desk, blustering
that his work had been starting to show promising signs, which was
not exactly true, and that he really needed to get back to it. 'I am
sure your dealings with the dung of Krandor can wait a while, Blaz,'
responded Crocus. 'For you verily have visitors, and all the way from
Sung and Argan of all places.' Crocus motioned towards seats, the
occupants of which Blaz had not noticed upon entering the office and
Togura and Kalphor stood up to introduce themselves. Kalphor spoke,
'Blaz. Blaz Durass. So good to see you again. I am sure you remember
me.' Blaz looked at him for a moment, instantly familiar with the
face, which was a strength of his, but not quite placing were he knew
the fellow from. And then it came back to him, the endless years
trapped in the bottle, eating nothing but crackers and drinking
nothing but bland wine, walking around naked and reading the same old
magic tome on controlling Wyvvern's time after time. And then, the
appearance of his saviour. He yelled out then, quite happy to see the
wizard again. 'Kalphor!' he exclaimed, instantly putting his arm
around the wizard. 'Kalphor my good friend. How good it is to see
your face again. Tell me, what brings you hear to the Cold West and
the Guild of Wizardry. You're not in need of my services are you?'
Togura interrupted.
'Perhaps
we could retire to a more suitable place to converse. I am sure
Crocus here has much to get back to.
'Thank
you Togura,' responded Crocus. 'I am sure the three of you can resume
your conversation in Blaz's laboratory. It is a most entertaining of
places for reclining, that much I can assure you,' responded the
guild head, a subtle mocking grin on his face.
Blaz
turned to Crocus, thanked him, and lead his two guests through the
complex labyrinth of hallways and stairways back to his
laboratory.
Coming
into the laboratory Togura looked around. They had just wondered
through a complex maze of walkways, Blaz often looking like he was
lost from time to time, but they had finally made it to the Warlock's
laboratory and were greeted by a young apprentice of Blaz's who
introduced himself as 'Jak Tolkun' and asked if they were in need of
any refreshments. Togura politely refused and the youth disappeared.
The laboratory appeared quite hectic looking to Togura, who had no
real idea how a Warlock's laboratory was supposed to look. There were
tables laden with all sorts of magical equipment strewn around the
room in something of a haphazard fashion, clearly not organized in
any sort of logical manner you might expect of or hope for in a
Warlock whose services you were seeking to employ. There were what
appeared to be a small group of young rodents in a corner amongst
some hay which appeared to have full access to crawling around the
laboratory at will. One table was piled high with notes and tomes of
magic, all looking like the confused desk of a public servant too
stressed with life and its problems to do any real work. And there
was a smell, a most notable and distinct smell, which Togura
instantly was familiar with, as most people were in fact familiar
with the smell of decaying dung. But, amidst all these problems, Blaz
seemed to take it for granted that his laboratory should be as such,
and pushing some tomes from two recliner couches against a far wall,
Blaz indicated that they should sit.
Blaz
looked at Kalphor, again seeming overjoyed to be in his presence once
again, and said 'Now tell me. Why the visit? Is it happy friendship
or do you need my services.' Kalphor looked nervously at Togura,
sensing immediate disapproval, but began their planned conversation.
'Well, Blaz. It is like this. My friend here, Togura, was visited
upon by myself in his homeland of Sung one fine day for the purposes
of utilizing the bottle which you entrusted to me for the storage,
hopefully, of a cavalcade of products from a certain magical device
in the possession of a group known as the Wordsmiths. For Togura has
the uncanny ability to be able to draw forth items from this device,
this device known simply as 'The Odex'. In my travels I have come
across what is called an 'Index' and with Togura's help I planned on
using the Index to access the Odex and, keeping all the goods and
properties emanating from the Odex, storing them in our beloved
bottle for safekeeping. Yet Togura refused my request, another idea
on his mind.'
'Which
was?' queried Blaz.
'The
travelling to the abandoned land of Argan, taken over by the swarms
of the deep south, to ransack as many of the emptied villages and
cities for any left behind treasures we could find. It has certainly
been dangerous work, and we have acquired a number of treasures, but
alas the threat of the swarms has simply become too much to deal with
and risk our lives against. Which is why we have sought out
you.'
Blaz
nodded. He was following the conversation so far. 'What do you want
from me then?'
'As
you may recall,' continued Kalphor, 'You swore a life debt to me for
the redeeming of yourself from the bottle. And I have come to call in
this life debt. You claimed to me that you have power of wyverns? To
control their minds? Is this still the case?'
Blaz
looked at Kalphor nervously, too frightened to say that he had never
really quite put his knowledge to the test in attempting to control
wyverns, the practice of he had studied for a millennia reading the
magic tome in the bottle, but never trying to do so in the real
world, but, to save face, simply nodded to Kalphor that he
could.
'Then
our plan is this. We travel to the region of the Wyvvern's here in
the Cold West and you utilize your abilities to take control of a
Wyvvern or many Wyvvern's and, having gained the services of the
creatures, we travel back to Argan to continue our work, armed with
the fierce creatures as defence against the swarms.'
Blaz
stammered nervously but, finally, realizing his promised life debt
had been called in, and being a man of his word as his father taught
him, simply nodded his agreement.
'Well,
if it is not too much trouble then,' began Togura,' we will stay the
night here at the guild and begin our journey tomorrow.
'That,
that should be ok,' responded Blaz, just starting to realize the
predicament he had suddenly gotten himself into.
The
following morning Blaz organised for some horses to be obtained from
a nearby stable and rising early Togura and Kalphor found themselves
fitted out with fine looking steeds pulling a carriage which seemed
quite suitable for their travels. A far more amenable option than
they had so far been used to in the Cold West. Blaz excused himself
from the group, claiming he wanted to see his guild head before
leaving and, as he made his way back into the guild headquarters he
wondered to himself if there was still any way he might be able to
excuse himself from this little adventure. But a debt was a debt and
he knew he had to show himself a man of honour, for his reputation
would be at stake because of it.
Coming
to Crocus Dalbana's office he knocked and was bidden to enter. After
explaining his life debt and need to be away from the guild for
perhaps several months to years even, Crocus told Blaz all was quite
well with that and he would be sorely missed. But upon Blaz leaving
Crocus office, Crocus took down a bottle of ancient brandy he had
been storing for a special celebration, opened it and smiled to
himself. Today was a good day for the Guild of the Universal order of
Wizards, Witches and Warlocks.
Blaz
rejoined his group and Togura, looking at the sun gradually crawling
its way up the skyline, said it was a good time to begin their
journey. As the carriage pulled out from the grounds of the guild
hall, Blaz gave one last look behind him, one last longing look, and
gritted himself for the adventures ahead.
*
* *
As
the carriage began its travels through the Cold West, heading out on
to the Krozana highway headed for Chi Ash Lan, Blaz began sharing
with the group tales from his childhood. He had been the third son of
a businessman who had little time for magic. His elder two brother's
had gone into the same clothing business as their father, but Blaz
had always felt himself different somewhat, as if called for greater
things than the dying of cloth which had been his regular work
growing up. His father, Jon Durass, had said Blaz needed to settle
and get over his fanciful notions of wizardry but, nonetheless, had
supported Blaz's ambitions and paid for his 7 year degree course at
the Guild of Wizards. Blaz exaggerated his learning abilities and
outcomes of the course, giving his best attempt to show himself a
wizard of great merit, and for a while his two fellow questers seemed
suitably impressed. For a while anyway.
They
arrived in Chi Ash Lan and decided to stay a few days to familiarise
themselves with the current goings on in the political life of the
cold west. Staying in an inn known as 'The Disgruntled Goat', the
barmaid spent a number of afternoons answering Togura's questions of
life in Chi Ash Lan, for she seemed well informed. Togura and the
small group came to know that political tension in Chi Ash Lan were
currently on knifes edge. The ruler of the Cold West, 'Bailiff Vok'
was starting to be held in something of a disdain by not only the
emerging political democratic movement, but with dissatisfaction by
the usually loyal warriors of Rovac who for so long had supported
him. But Bailiff was a survivor and so far had used his cunning to
ward off all complaints. The main protagonists behind the call for
democracy stated that a monarchy was never in the best interests of
the people, aimed at serving the lusts of the king, and that for true
economic prosperity to come forth for the Cold West they needed a
Prime Ministership and Government of elected representatives, as was
supposedly the main form of Government on the continent of Margenna,
to best advance the hopes, dreams and aspirations of all the citizens
of Chi Ash Lan and the Cold West. So much was the fervour amongst
some factions that talk of revolution and a coup to remove the King
was not that uncommon. Marni Bonniker, the barmaid who Togura had
slowly been thinking of trying to bed, despite his promise to Day to
stay true to his marriage commitment, said she had overheard many a
conversation on the dissatisfaction towards the current monarch. It
seemed they did live in intriguing times.
As
they moved on from Chi Ash Lan, now travelling northwards, Togura
kept his eyes alert for the spying of any flying Wyvvern's which, so
Blaz assured him, should shortly be seen in this area of the world.
'There is an area known as Black Sparrow Forest were a community of
wyverns is held to often congregate. I am sure we will find wyverns
there.'
'And
the controlling of them?' queried Togura.
'I
have this vial of Wyvvern blood,' said Blaz, producing a small corked
vial in front of them which he assured them was the blood of a
particularly fierce Wyvvern he had once encountered. 'All I need do
is drink the blood in the presence of a Wyvvern and the ability to
control its mind should be available to me with the uttering of
certain incantations.' That seemed to satisfy Togura and as they
travelled northwards, and he yelled excitingly at spying what
appeared to by wyverns flying in the distance, Blaz assured the group
they were nearing their destination.
It
was a week out from Chi Ash Lan that they had finally come to 'Black
Sparrow Forest' and, Togura having spotted over a dozen Wyvvern's
flying around from time to time, they parked their carriage and began
a trek into the forest to locate any wyverns they should hopefully
encounter.
'Just
have that vial ready,' began Togura. 'We don't want to be caught
unawares.'
As
they travelled through the forest, eyes alert, Blaz shared with him
his own adventures of his youth with his father and brothers of
hunting in a forest near Krandor for deer and their encounters with
wild wolves. Togura shared that Sung was pretty crappy for hunting,
but had a small number of dangerous predators, which was perhaps
something of an exaggeration for that tiny land.
A
full day and a half into the thick forest they suddenly came into a
clearing and there before them, just a number of yards away, sitting
eating berries from a bush, a Wyvvern in all its glory, seemingly
oblivious to them. 'Quick, get the vial,' Togura motioned to Blaz.
The Wyvvern, hearing Togura speak, turned to look at them but all it
seemed to do was continue eating the berries and ignore them,
returning its attention to the berry bush.
'It
doesn't seem very wild,' said Kalphor to Blaz. 'Are you sure these
Wyvvern's are good at fighting?'
'They
have all the strength of small dragons. Believe me they can be quite
fierce, especially when provoked. But the Wyvvern is not worried
about us, that is all. Why would it need fear mere men after
all?'
'Aren't
they carnivores,' queried Togura. 'Shouldn't it want to eat
us?'
'Omnivores,
I think,' responded Blaz. 'Besides its eating berries. Perhaps it is
satisfied with them for its lunch.'
'Well,
whatever. Now drink the blood and cast the spell. With this Wyvvern
working for us we can travel to Argan and use it to protect us from
the swarms and gather all the treasures we can possibly
desire.'
'Yes,
the blood,' said Blaz, somewhat disconcerted. Trying to look brave
and very wizardly, muttering incantation, which really was abstract
words from a backwaters Cold West disused tongue, Blaz swallowed some
of the blood and started pointing his hands in the direction of the
Wyvvern, doing his very best to remember how the spell from the magic
tome he had spent a millennia studying actually worked in real world
practice.
Now
the Wyvvern in question, which had a very long name in its own
particular Wyvverndom culture, but which he usually abbreviated
himself to Vanderskar, was quite adroit in knowledge of the tongues
of humans. He was quite an old Wyvvern now, had seen many adventures,
but was starting to get on a bit and now, simply because it was so
much easier than hunting wild game, with all the frustrations of
catching it, killing it and going to the trouble of gorging out its
best bits, was usually in the habit these days of feasting on the
simple berries of the forest which grew in abundance, and had now
developed quite a taste for them. And due to its knowledge of the
human tongue and aided with its very good hearing, had overheard what
the humans were speaking about and the intentions of the apparent
wizard to try and cast an enchantment to enslave him to the wizards
desires, something the Wyvvern knew all too well would not work
anyway. But Vanderskar, suddenly with all his life flashing before
his eyes, and all the adventures he had lives, also realizing he had
never in fact travelled to Argan, and might want to see the splendour
of that continent before his passing, looking at the frustrated
wizard who was doing his very, very best to summon Vanderskar into
his service with words such as 'I compel you' and 'You must obey',
deciding now he may as well go off on one last adventure before his
passing, decided to play along for the hell of it and, trying some
Wyvvern humour, started pretending to shake as if he was suddenly
possessed by an enchantment, gradually walked over to the wizard in
most dramatic and drawn out steps, bowed to the wizard and said 'I am
ready to do your service oh exalted master.' The wizard, suddenly
coming to the conclusion that he must have somehow remembered how the
spell worked, grinned to himself and his two companions now looked
suitably impressed at the abilities of the wizard they had almost
started to question.
Togura
spoke up. 'Ask it for its name, if it speaks our tongue.'
The
Wyvvern, in response to Togura's question, turned to Togura and said
'My name is Vanderskar, oh exalted master.' Togura looked suitably
impressed with the response.
'Well,
now we have the services of the Wyvvern,' said Kalphor. 'Should we
seek out more? I do believe that Blaz has more of the blood still in
the vial so perhaps another Wyvvern or to could come in useful.'
Quickly Blaz thought on the ideal excuse.
'Unfortunately,
the enchantment, now that it has been cast, will only work once for
me powers in a very long while. It may well be months before I have
the ability to summon another Wyvvern to service. If there had been
two or more wyverns here present I would have been able to summon
them at the same time, but alas there was only one. I am afraid we
will have to make do with one.' He looked at them hopefully and
nervously, trusting that his ruse would be believed.
'No
worries, then,' said Togura. 'One in the end should be sufficient to
deal with our worries. He looks like an impressive Wyvvern. I am sure
he will be able to deal with any swarm creature we come up
against.'
The
Wyvvern, listening to the conversation, decided a brag at this point
might just be appropriate and said 'I can defeat all your enemies, oh
master,' and stood up, stretching its wings and displaying its might,
at which Togura and the group looked very suitably impressed.
'Now
what,' asked Kalphor.
'Now,
to Argan, and our fortune,' said Togura. He turned to Blaz. 'Now, you
are sure the Wyvvern will obey us from now on? I mean, how long will
this enchantment work.'
'Oh,
it should work until we release him from the spell,' replied Blaz,
having no idea how long the spell would last at all, but lying as was
his current practice about his abilities.
'Good,
then we can use him for as long as we need him. Now let us get
underway.'
As
they moved off, Blaz signalling that the Wyvvern should follow along
behind them, Togura dreamed of their return to Argan and the riches
that would surely be his. Having a Wyvvern, and one who looked so
impressive as the one they had found, in their services should surely
be enough to defeat any of the wild swarms they would likely once
again encounter.
As
they travelled along through the forest, marching towards the
carriage at the edge of the forest, Vanderskar gave his home one last
longing look and carried on with what may well be his final grand and
great adventure. Or if not that, certainly what appeared to be a most
entertaining outing.
CHAPTER
TWO
Togura
sipped from the ale, looking out at the foaming waves having not long
left the lesser teeth behind them. Day was on his mind, his beloved
wife, and thoughts of her sweet breasts, her shapely thighs, and her
delightful womanhood. He'd had a most embarrassing dream the night
prior and, having needed to wash away his embarrassment with the
basin in his ship room, he had laid awake the rest of the night,
thinking on his beloved.
They
had been married just a few short years, now. But they had been most
delightful in their sexual intensity, something the longsuffering
Togura was eternally grateful for. At first he had really wondered
what all the fuss had been about. Sure, it was alright bedding a
maiden, but masturbation seemed to suffice somewhat for that thrill
which he had become accustomed to. But it soon dawned on him, through
the simple thrill of continual practice, that the ways of womanhood
had been coveted by men for so long simply because the female form,
in truth, was something to be desired and behold. Caressing the form
and figure of a fine woman, tasting her delicate nectar, being seated
next to her at celebrations and just being around their joyful
playful ways, well, Togura could now see what all the fuss was
about.
Yet,
of course, there was always the other more disdainable members of the
opposite sex which perhaps drove a man to virginity, such as the most
indelectable Slerma who could give a man nightmares at the thoughts
of being trapped between her most demanding thighs. He shuddered at
the though and praised the stars that woman was far from him at this
very moment.
He
looked over at the two wizards engaged in some game they labelled as
popular amongst certain wizarding communities, 'Dragon Chess'. Togura
was not one for strategy games, so took to his ale as the ship they
had hired for a considerable sum continued its journey to the coast
of Argan. The Wyvvern seemed content, lazing in the sun, seemingly
oblivious to its company, munching on the meal of fruits they had
provided for it. The ship they were aboard was titled the suitable
name of 'The Confident' and Togura trusted that the captain had
enough confidence in his crew to sail them to the treacherous shore
of Argan and get away before being beset with the swarms.
The
ship was a newly built ship, just a few years out of the docks so
Captain Haggis maintained, well suited for this journey. Haggis
sailed many of the seas of Olo Malan, plying his trade as both a
passenger ship and deliverer of cargo between seaports. He seemed a
very traditional sort of Captain, but the wooden leg, gained
supposedly from a victorious encounter with a shark, which Togura
suspected was probably from a fall or some similar accident, or
perhaps a defect of youth, and the parrot which seemed to flock to
his shoulder half of the day gave Togura the very strong impression
that this particular captain may indeed have had adventures in his
younger years not quite in line with his current profession. But, be
that as it may, they were successfully crossing the ocean to Argan
and should arrive within the next 24 hours according to the Captains
estimations.
He
stood against the railing of the ship thinking over there journeys
through the Cold West, having been the subject of a spectacle with so
many of the inhabitants staring at such an unusual group to have a
Wyvvern in tow. Children with their families would stare at the
beast, gasping and yelling that it was a monster. Of course, it was a
monster, but so far on their journey it had proven tame enough, and
Togura had been thankful that the Warlock's enchantment had held firm
so far, worried that the potential of a Wyvvern going mad at having
been held captive and rising up against its captors, tearing them
limb from limb, could end his dreams of glory. But Blaz ensured him
he'd had nothing to worry about, but Togura kept his eye on the beast
from time to time to ensure that remained the case.
He
drained his ale, gazed up at the sun and gulls following the ship and
gave a last thought to Day before deciding to head down to his bunk
and sleep the rest of the afternoon off. They would be in Argan soon
enough so he may as well be well rested before resuming their
treasure hunting activities.
*
* *
The
following day they arrived at Argan, in the mid afternoon and Captain
Haggis, telling the group once again that they should have their
heads examined, but conceding they had paid enough gold to have made
the trip worthwhile for him and his crew, departed on 'The Confident'
glad to be putting Argan and its Swarms far behind him. Coming onto
the shore line Togura spoke to the Wyvvern. 'We are in Argan, now. So
if any beasts threaten our group you must destroy them. Is that
understood?'
'I
live to do your will, oh master,' responded the old jaded Wyvvern,
still amused by the humans commands.
Togura
gathered the group, hid the bottle in a safe place under some rocks
and they took shelter in the bottle. They agreed to wait until the
following morning before beginning their quest again, in the
meantimes discussing what should be their next objective. Togura,
though he had not a great deal of knowledge of Argan, remembered from
his days of youths stories of the 'Pinnacle of Platinoth', a great
plateau on Argan, supposedly home to a fortress. Kalphor confirmed
his knowledge of the location of the pinnacle and it was agreed that
it would suffice as their next location for scouring for gold and
silver.
That
evening, as they sat around the fireplace in the upper sanctuary of
the bottle, Blaz once again shared some of his tales from youth. As
he talked the Wyvvern listened in and found much of Blaz's
frustrations of his lack of success quite familiar to his own life
story. Vanderskar had never been that much of a Wyvvern, really. He
was looked down upon in his community as an underachiever, never
really that successful in the hunting, and frowned upon when it came
to his disastrous mating attempts. He could well understand, because
of it, Blaz's frustrations at being rejected by so many, and started
finding himself drawn to the Warlock and sympathetic with his course.
Perhaps it was a true saying that birds of a feather flocked
together, and Vanderskar began to feel more at home with this
incompetent Warlock then he ever had with his own Wyvvern
community.
*
* *
The
flight to the Pinnacle was calm and uneventful, Togura, Blaz and the
Wyvvern secure in the comforts of the bottle as Kalphor, again in the
form of an eagle, made his way towards the Pinnacle. It took them a
number of days of flying, but arriving at the Pinnacle and landing,
the group emerged from the Bottle and surveyed the vegetation
encrusted old stone pyramid like structure before them. It appeared
uninhabited, but of course they could never know for sure. Togura had
brought out torches from the bottle and they lit them, getting ready
to dare the temple. Yet, before this could occur, the flames seemed
to attract the attention of a lesser of the swarm creatures, which
came out of the forest and lurched towards the group, growling at
them. Togura thought quickly. He motioned to the Wyvvern to attack
the beast and he drew his sword, the two wizards coming to stand
behind him. The Wyvvern, though, seemed unbothered by the beast and
simply stood between the group and the snarling creature. The
creature came forward and lunged at the Wyvvern, who simply stepped
out of the way, seemingly unworried about the attack. The beast
attacked again and this time managed to make a scratch on the
Wyvvern's wing which, this time, stirred the Wyvvern into action. The
Wyvvern stood up on its hinds legs, hissed at the creature, and
lunged forward with its beak and claws, latching onto the neck of the
beast.
The
struggle was ferocious and the beast attacked with its claws the head
of the Wyvvern, which continued to strengthen its grip on the beast's
neck. Togura, bravely, came in and hacked at the caught beast and
after minutes of hacking and blood dripping from the beasts neck, it
seemed to finally breathe its last breaths and go limp. The Wyvvern
bit into it then and, snapping off the beasts head, it was deemed by
all as well and truly dead. And then the stench began.
This
particular Swarm creature had plasma in its blood which reacted very
negatively to too much exposed oxygen and it started rotting the
creatures blood very quickly which let off a vile smell. Togura held
his nose and, thinking fire his best friend at the moment, tossed
nearby browned deadwood onto the body of the beast, making a fire and
burning it up. After half an hour the body had largely been consumed
and the stench had dissipated.
'I
have never seen a Wyvvern fight before,' began Togura, 'but they seem
quite ferocious when provoked.'
'In
the West,' responded Blaz, 'The Wyvvern used to be worshipped as a
god in the old days and they are still held in very much respect by
the community. They rarely, for reasons we know not, attack humankind
and we have lived side by side for many a year. But we are not
foolish enough to think we can tame such ferocity as you yourself
have observed.'
'Obviously
not,' responded the awestruck Togura. 'Well, Kalphor, it seems you
were wise indeed to seek out Blaz, for this Wyvvern, I feel, will
prove undoubtable help in our objectives. For it to have dispatched
the beast with such strength means we can have all the gold of Argan
if we are patient enough to search it out.'
'It
is as you say, but still we must have our wits about us,' responded
Kalphor.
'Naturally,'
finished Togura. He turned to the Temple and, once again, torches at
the ready, signalled to the group that they should enter in to search
for any treasures the Platinoth held.
Torches
burning brightly they entered the Temple of Platinoth. The temple
itself was quite a large complex of interlocking stone buildings, all
formed together in a shape which looked like a large pyramid from the
distance. It was quite a large temple and, having entered it from the
southern side, they were unaware that on the northern side of the
temple buildings a ruthless warlord and his growing community took
residence. Yet they knew this soon enough for about 10 minutes into
their journeys into the labyrinthine temple structure they suddenly
found themselves surrounded by a host of soldiers who told them to
come with them. Togura said to Kalphor 'Let's go peacefully. Tell the
Wyvvern to do nothing,' but the Wyvvern seemed quite content to
simply follow the soldiers anyway.
Following
a winding trail between buildings they came into a courtyard on the
northern side of the temple were a community was living its life,
animals tethered close by in fenced paddocks and the humdrum of a
small village at work. A guard dismissed all but 3 of the soldiers
and signalled for Togura and his group to follow him inside a nearby
building. Coming into the building it was elaborately decorated and
seemed to serve as some sort of temple for worship, perhaps of
Platinoth or some other great creature. They came to a large throne
and seated on the throne, gorging on a plate of meat and vegetables,
a mug of wine on the side of the throne, sat a man, likely in his
early 50s, with a trimmed beard, an eye-patch covering one eye, and a
long scar down his left cheek. He continued eating his meal but, as
Togura and his crew entered, looked up at them, munching away. The
soldier spoke up. 'We found them, on the southern edge of the
grounds. There is also a small dragon with them just outside, but it
has caused no real problems. I don't know why they are here, so we
brought them to you.'
The
man, who was quite likely the leader of the community in Togura's
estimation, eyed them for a while, continuing to chew on his meat and
drink from his wine mug. Eventually, finishing off and burping,
wiping his mouth on his sleeve, he stood, came close to them and
looked them over, and, returning to his seat, stared at them. He
finally spoke. 'So what is your business in Platinoth then? Have you
heard of our community and come to join us? If so I can perhaps offer
you a good position in our fighting forces.'
Togura
thought quickly. 'Uh, no. We are but lost travellers, on our way
northwards to Tameran. Our ship went astray and crashed on the
eastern coast of Argan, and we have been battling the Swarms
carefully making our way northwards. We beg your hospitality as we
continue our fine adventure.'
The
man considered that, picking up a bone from his plate and chewing at
it, taking another sip of wine. Eventually he spoke again. 'Well, we
can certainly use a few good hands with the animals for a while. That
is, if you are prepared to work for your keep.'
'That
won't be a problem,' said Kalphor. 'We will be glad to work for our
food. And perhaps you could be so kind to share with us your
knowledge of the terrain northwards of here. It would be invaluable
for our travels.'
The
man looked at them, nodded, and waved them away. The soldier who had
brought them to him signalled for them to follow him and they exited
the building and were taken not far away to some animal skins on some
hay which was stored at the side of a large building which,
fortunately, had a covering extending over them so, should it rain,
they would not get wet. 'You can sleep here,' began the soldier.
'General Ashdyne will likely want to see you in the morning and here
of your story, but we will feed you and you are welcome to share our
food. It is good in these troubled lands to have all the extra men we
can get.'
'I
am sure it is,' responded Togura. The soldier nodded at them, and
departed and the group slumped down onto their makeshift beds. They
Wyvvern, who young children had been staring at, made its way towards
them, and sat nearby under the shelter, settling down to go to sleep.
They were unlikely, now, to find any treasure here, but Togura
suggested to the group that they not try to escape for the meantimes
anyway, as the community did not seem to pose them any threat, and
they could learn what they could of them for now. 'We will wait it
out to start with,' said Togura. 'See what they are all about and why
they are living here in Argan. It could prove useful information one
day, so far now we sit tight.' Blaz and Kalphor nodded and Blaz,
looking to see that nobody was looking, quickly entered the bottle
and returned with the Dragon Chess set and he and Kalphor began
another of their games. Togura looked at the Dragon, stared out at
the sky which had quickly turned grey and was looking to rain, gave
thought to his beloved Day, and settled down on his bedding, pulled a
moth ridden blanket over him, and searched for whatever sleep he
could find. Soon enough they would be back to their treasure-hunting,
but for now they were stuck with General Ashdyne and his desperate
community.
*
* *
The
following morning they spoke again with General Ashdyne and gave him
greater information. Togura saw no actual harm in using their real
names with a semblance of a story based on real life, but altered to
protect their interests. Kalphor and Blaz were introduced as a Wizard
and a Warlock respectively, which made the General raise an eyebrow.
Togura was a master-fighter, who had travelled the world, hailing
originally from Sung of the Lesser Teeth. And the Wyvvern was under
the power of Blaz, which was supposedly true anyway, supposedly, and
posited no threat to the General's community. Having taken in all
that information the General shared with them his own tale. 'I am
from Tameran were you seek to travel to. I served in the Khmar's army
and was an honoured general, until I was betrayed, betrayed with a
kiss from my wife, who slept with another general. They desired my
death and so, framing me for a murder I did not commit, I escaped
with a band of loyal men who knew my innocence, and now reside her,
in Argan. We live here on the Pinnacle of Platinoth for rarely do the
Swarms bother to climb this high onto the plateau, and we are hardly
ever bothered. For now we live here, with the soldiers families who
ventured along with us, but not forever. We will add to our numbers,
slowly and carefully, peradventure with men such as yourselves, and
with the memory of my name living on in Tameran as a soldier of
bravery and merit, I hope to one day return and regain my name. And
if not, the Khmar be damned and I will raise up an army to throw him
off his precious throne.' Those last words were said with something
of passionate vengeful tone, and Togura did not doubt the seriousness
of the General's intent. The general inquired then, should they
perhaps be willing to join his community and put off their travels to
Tameran to a later date, when his soldiers and entourage could
accompany them. But Togura declined, declaring they would stay with
them a week or so before continuing on their adventure. The general
then offered them much money and rewards in Tameran, yet Togura
continued to decline saying they had family waiting for them in
Tameran and could simply not delay for too long. The general,
realizing that taking them hostage for their services would be more
trouble than it was worth, conceded and wished them well while they
stayed on with the community. Thus, returning to their sleeping abode
near the wall under the covering, Togura opened a bottle of cold wine
the General had graciously given him, started drinking it, and
thought on what they were to do next.
For
two weeks they stayed in the community, Togura delaying their plans
of leaving simply because, after all his long travels, he felt he
needed a sense of stability for a while, and the friendly enough
community of soldiers and wives seemed to offer him that much. Days
were spent drinking wine, looking after the animals and gathering
fruits and vegetables from the cleared fields north of the temple,
and slowly learning Dragon chess, a game which Blaz and Kalphor had
been playing avidly ever since arriving in Argan. There was a maiden
of 16 who gave Togura many lustful looks, and one afternoon she found
him alone in the fields, came up and kissed him, and offered herself
to him. He honestly felt that adultery should really not be hoohaahed
so much because, really, the young female was quite ravishing to look
at, and when she lifted her skirt to show him her vagina, he almost
denied his vows to Day. But, no, he didn't sleep with her in the end,
and he was satisfied with a few hours of heavy snogging before
returning to the camp.
Finally,
after coming into the second week, Togura felt the group had rested
enough and, late one night signalled for them all to enter the bottle
while he, firstly, search for some gold so their voyage to the
plateau not necessarily go unrewarded and then, secondly, make his
escape from the community.
It
was dark, and he had entered the main building were the General set
up residence. The community were used to them as guests now and
seemed not to suspect them, which was perhaps a good thing. Coming to
the doorway behind the throne, he turned the latch and entered the
room, having grabbed a burning torch from the entranceway of the
building. The room appeared mostly empty but, coming over to a table
with a large chest on it, he opened the chest to find what they had
been seeking - an ample supply of gold Tameran coinage, a suitable
reward for their efforts. He filled his sack with gold, quickly
returned to the bottle to dump the treasure and told the other two he
would now sneak out from the camp to a distance away before they
could fly off.
Togura
was nervous, crawling his way carefully out of the camp, a tinge of
guilt on his conscience. Although he knew, in a way, they had been
stealing the whole time they had been ransacking Argan, it had always
been money which had been abandoned and was going to no useful
purpose. But this, stealing from the general who had befriended him,
well he was not quite as comfortable with the idea as he was telling
himself he should be.
As
he clambered through the scrub, he suddenly heard some shouting and
saw torches coming towards him. He hid in some scrub and waited as
soldiers were all about the area, searching for their missing guests.
He had hoped he would be safe but, suddenly, a soldier dared the
thicket he was hiding in and, finding Togura, yelled to the others.
Soon he was dragged back to the camp and the General, looking at him,
with a most disappointing look on his face said 'Togura. Your friends
may have gotten away, but your punishment will be swift and sure.
Take him away.' They led him off to another building and locked him
inside, soldiers stationed at the doorway to guard him.
In
the morning a crowd gathered and the general pronounced his
judgement. 'You will be executed Togura, decapitated as suits your
crime. And should we find your companions they will suffer the same
fate.' The community murmured that justice needed to be done and
looking at the angry faces Togura suddenly knew just why he had felt
so much guilt. But he was a survivor, and would not let a death
penalty do him in so, reaching into his pocket to retrieve the
bottle, he summoned the others with the Wyvvern, and a hectic fight
began. Fortunately the Wyvvern was too much of a match for the
community of soldiers and as they carefully retreated, coming to the
edge of the temple, Kalphor suddenly turned into the form of the
Eagle, grabbed the bottle were the other three escaped to, and took
off.
10
minutes later, having put the pinnacle of Platinoth far behind him,
Kalphor landed, resumed his human form, and entered the bottle.
For
a few days they stayed in the bottle, feeding on the foodstuffs they
had purchased in Chi Ash Lan, while they discussed were they would
travel next. 'I know of a place,' began Kalphor, 'Not that far to the
west of here. In the city of Riknaah, which surely has many treasures
anyway. But there was a particular place in the city, known as the
Rainbow Parade, were a host of wealthy warlords resided. It could be
the best next place to search for hidden treasures.'
'Then
to the Rainbow Parade we travel next,' said Togura.
*
* *
The
fowl creatures of the Swarms, being sent into Argan by the Skull of
the South, are unpredictably mad at the best of times, and one
particular ogreish looking beast, having found a cute little green
bottle, of all things to do with it, decided to shove it up its nose.
When the questing group of heroes decided to exit the bottle, ready
to resume their journey, they exploded onto the scene being instantly
covered with the bloody remains of a wild swarm creature, which had
duly exploded upon their exiting the bottle. The mess was indeed
quite significant, and Togura spent much of the morning washing
himself again and again trying to remove a stench which stubbornly,
it seemed, refused to dissipate. Kalphor had a grin on his face
because Togura had copped the worst of the bloody mess, but everytime
he looked at Togura and smiled, Togura looked at him with daggers in
his eyes.
Eventually, ready to continue on their journey, they
boarded again the bottle as the Eagle began its flight to Riknaah.
Kalphor, as wizards of great age were wont to do, had spent many
years learning the geography of various places and locations on the
world of Olo Malan and was, fortunately, well equipped with
information on the various places of Argan in which they were likely
to find the wealth they desired. So far on their journeys they'd had
a number of sticky encounters, but for now it seemed worth their
troubles to continue and all the time he knew they were getting
wealthier and wealthier.
As he flew along, his eyes scanning the
horizon before him, he thought on another wizard who he had
frequented the company of from time to time with the power of flight,
a certain Hostaja Torsen Sken-Pitilkin, and wondered to himself were
Hostaja was at this time. They had been friends for a long time and
in his years in the Confederation of Wizards at Drangsturm, Hostaja
had shared many a drink of ale with him as they discussed the affairs
of Wizardom and the future of their world. His cousin, Phyphor, who
was now apparently dead, had been a source also of solace for the
orphaned Kalphor, looking up to his cousin who had raised him in his
younger years and seen to it that he had become a wizard. He missed
Phyphor, who had raised him in the family cult of the Watermelon with
their peculiar beliefs on religion, and often thought of visiting
their small remaining family on Ashmolea. That was were the cult of
the Watermelon was strongest and were figures from Kalphor's youth
still likely lived and remained. It was the Watermelon cult which had
taught him his values since a young age, with their peculiar devotion
to that particular fruit, and his regular attendance at the grand
Watermelon Temple on Ashmolea, a large temple in the shape of a
Watermelon and painted to resemble one. From a distance it was
something to behold and often the butt of many of the unbelievers'
jokes, but Kalphor was proud of his heritage, and the ways of healthy
living he had learned from the cult of his upbringing.
Of Course,
no cult could truly exist without an adversary to oppose it, and the
hated Watchtower of northern Ashmolea, ones full of ex-members of the
Watermelon sect, who proclaimed that in the future there would be a
grand day when 'The Grand Guardian Watermelon' would descend from the
stars and lead them in the ways everlasting. The traditional
Watermelon sect naturally refuted such notions stating they simply
worshipped watermelons, mainly because they were bloody tasty and
good for the health and every society needed an idol of focus to
function properly, yet after centuries of advertising and promoting
the beliefs of the cult, it really had gone to the head of certain
members and ideas of 'The Grand Guardian Watermelon' who watched over
its faithful devotees had emerged in the cult and, eventually,
realizing the lukewarmness of so many of their own, the righteous
separated off and formed 'The Watchtower' whose main purpose was to
prepare the world, through their dedication to the 'Grand Commission'
for the coming of the Grand Guardian Watermelon. Of course, in recent
years there was even talk that the Grand Guardian Watermelon had
already advented early on, and he was now preparing the world for his
grand and glorious second coming, but this was a belief disputed by
many devotees of the historical method of factuality.
Funnily
enough, Kalphor still enjoyed watermelons, and whenever he was at a
market or store which sold the product, he would lovingly walk over
to the stall, pat the trustworthy watermelons, and purchase 2 or 3 of
them and munch on them for days.
As he flew along observing the
environment, he sensed that Riknaah was quickly approaching. Half an
hour later, having spied the city on the horizon, he started slowly
descending from his great height. 20 minutes later he had landed, hid
the bottle in a suitable place, and entered to inform the others they
had arrived.
Instantly Togura was aware that Riknaah had a
significant number of Swarms scrawling around it. As they entered the
city in search of the 'Rainbow Parade' a fowl looking beast suddenly
lunged out of a building attacking them. The Wyvvern quickly sprang
to their defence, but the fighting this time was much fiercer. Togura
brandished a sword and attacked many times, but a wildly flung talon
of the beast ripped out and caught the exposed part of Togura's arm,
cutting deeply. He yelled in agony, and with the fury of his
uninjured sword arm went berserk and knowing no fear rushed in and
plunged his sword straight into the head of the creature. It slumped
into the dust, the familiar swarm stench quickly coming forth and its
body shuddered for a number of minutes as it went through its death
throes. This time they did not linger for too long and placed the
bottle inside a safe building to enter in so they could tend Togura's
cut.
Blaz, who had become their medical doctor of sorts, carefully
wound some bandages around the wound and Togura, thinking over the
Warlock, whose magic skills so far on their quest had left something
to be desired, found his competency in winding bandages quite the
opposite - he seemed to have the natural care of a medicine man and
seemed quite competent at the task. Also his manner of showing
genuine care left Togura thinking Blaz had missed his calling in
life.
Saying he was fine to continue they emerged from the bottle
and resumed their search, more cautiously alert for the swarm
creatures.
An hour later, after cautiously looking out for the
swarms, they had found the Rainbow Parade and after raiding several
of the grand looking domains, had accumulated a reasonable amount of
treasure and useful looking items.
Coming into an unusual looking
building, quite distinct from the others, Togura and the group
searched through the place, Togura being the first to find the
stairway into a basement. The basement looked different from other
places they had seen so far in Riknaah. It was designed with strange
looking stone furniture and against the wall was a grid with knobs on
it, which appeared movable, underneath the grid being a stone doorway
which was presently closed and seemed unopenable. He yelled to the
others to come down and look at what he had found.
'It is an
ancient culture,' said Kalphor. 'Part of the old word, in the days of
wrath or earlier. When Olo Malan was younger and society was
different. It has survived since then.'
'I reckon those knobs move
in some way to access the doorway.'
'And what lies beyond?'
queried Blaz.
'Could be anything,' responded Togura. 'But we'll
never know if we don't try and open the thing. I am going to try the
knobs. Perhaps there is a pattern or a code which needs to be
utilized to open the door. It is worth a try anyway - who knows what
we will find.'
Kalphor, looking at the 8 knobs, realized Togura
could well be occupied for some time, announced he and Blaz would
retire to the bottle for the time being and play some Dragon Chess.
The Wyvvern, however, indicated that it would stay with Togura and
watch over him, which was not objectionable to Togura.
For three
solid days Togura puzzled on the grid and the knobs. He had tried
many different patterns which was his first idea to unlock the grid
and then come to the conclusion that a nearly endless parade of
combinations could be made, which could take him forever and he
didn't have that long. And then he noticed something which he really
should have seen to start with. On the floor of the basement, not
strikingly noticeable to begin with, but observable after a while of
observation, was a very faint replica of the grid, and patterns
showing the knobs were arranged on the grid on the floor. He quickly
got the others from the bottle announcing that he had most probably
found the solution to the grid.
As Blaz, Kalphor and the Wyvvern
watched on, Togura took a little while putting the knobs into place
and suddenly, as the last knob found its home, the stone door started
making a whining noise and opened up. 'Success!' yelled Togura, so
happy after all his earlier attempts had failed. But suddenly success
was turned to fight as a grey mist emerged from the opening and
settled on the ground. Suddenly the dirt on the floor started forming
skeletons who stood up and began lunging towards the group. It wasn't
much of a fight in the end - the skeletons were kind of pathetic -
and while they reanimated for a little while, eventually the mist
seemed to have run out of its power and the skeletons stopped
emerging.
'Get the torches,' Togura said to Blaz, who entered the
bottle and shortly returned with 4 torches which Togura soon had
alight.
The labyrinthine network of an old Nexus depository is
generally something to behold for citizens of a vastly different
culture another period, and Togura puzzled over the rooms filled with
mechanical objects which seemed to serve no purpose and the endless
supplies of little metal objects which Kalphor suggested were used to
maintain whatever it had been.
Yet, while they searched valiantly
for anything that might remotely prove valuable, they found nothing
that they generally considered of worth and eventually gave up. But
before they exited the network, Togura had managed to do something of
impressive stupidity, by activating a panel on a control board which
alerted a certain security device for the network. A security device
which was soon to cause them quite a deal of trouble.
The
following night, exploring more of the houses in the Rainbow Parade,
Kalphor remarked that a strange metallic noise seemed to be emanating
from the building of the labyrinth. They turned back along the street
to investigate and suddenly, emerging from the building, a metallic
beast in the form of a large metal dog, came towards them, suddenly
blazing a red beam of fire from its eyes at them. Togura yelped, the
group retreated. This particular robot was linked to the 'Dorgi'
design from the Golden Gulag, a smaller version of a Dorgi simply
known as a 'Corgi'. It had been created for the purpose of acting as
a watchdog over the labyrinth depository, and as it continued to
pursue its prey, always aware were they were running off to, Togura
in his frustration suggested they trap the object in the bottle and
then work out what to do with it later.
The two wizards and
Togura, each coming at the dog from separate angles, rushed it and
Blaz was the victim of a scorch mark on his shoulder. Togura managed
to get to the dog without it turning on him and soon sent it
disappearing into the bottle.
'Now what?' asked Blaz. 'We can
hardly retreat to the bottle anymore with that thing in there? We
need to find a way of destroying it.'
'I know,' responded Togura,
who suggested they return to the building of the labyrinth in the
time being to hide from any swarms that may come their way.
Sitting
in the basement, staring at the opening to the labyrinth, Blaz had a
suggestion to Togura. 'Why don't we search through the labyrinth
again. We might find something useful to use against the beast, or
find some way of destroying it. Togura shrugged - it was as good an
idea as any he had.
They searched through the labyrinth for hours,
this time Togura paying more careful attention to the various
metallic devices they found, picking things up and pushing various
buttons and levers.
He was down on a lower level of the labyrinth,
Blaz further down the corridor, when he opened a wooden box of a
series of 4 boxes, finding a strange looking object, which Togura
surmised might be a weapon of sorts. He picked up what in fact was a
heavy duty laser bolt rifle and messing around with it, found the on
switch. Suddenly it started humming and Togura yelled for Blaz to
come and see.
Staring at it Togura mentioned to Blaz that he felt
it might be a weapon. 'Then be careful with it Toggie. You don't want
to injure yourself again.'
'I'll be careful. I wonder what this
lever does,' he said, picking at the trigger. Suddenly a laser bolt
blasted from the rifle, blasting a hole in the stone wall. 'Fucking
hell!' yelled Togura. 'This should be perfect. Grab one, Blaz, and we
will go and get Kalphor. These should be perfect for fighting the
beast.'
After they had tested the four weapons they found that
only two of them came alive and it was decided Togura and Blaz would
fight the creature. Crossing there fingers they used the pendant and
entered the bottle. They found the beast in the second room of the
bottle and as soon as it spotted them it set off another blast, just
missing Togura's ear. 'Now!' he yelled to Blaz and, aiming their
weapons, they concentrated on firing at the beasts head, rewarded
with moments later melting metal and the beast making chaotic noises.
Eventually it stopped moving and they surmised it was in its death
throws, whatever it was.
'Ha, take that beast from hell,' yelled
Togura, happy with his fighting abilities.
'I think we should get
rid of it. Put it back in the labyrinth and close it up. We don't
want to risk it coming alive again.' Togura nodded and using the
pendant to return to Kalphor, they boasted of their victory and
hauled the beast back into the labyrinth, moving the knobs again
which resulted in the doorway closing up.
'If I never see one of
those things again it will be too soon,' muttered Togura. 'Anyway,
these weapons should come in useful for all sorts of things.' But, in
an ironic twist of fate the weapon Togura was holding started dimming
and soon went off. No matter what button Togura pressed, it didn't
seem to work anymore. Half an hour later the same thing happened to
Blaz's weapon. 'We'll keep them anyway. Some day we may find a way
how to make them work again.'
'What next?' queried Kalphor. 'Shall
we finish off exploring the Rainbow Parade?'
Togura nodded.
For
the next day and a half they gradually explored the remainder of the
houses of the Rainbow Parade and then some of the more expensive
looking abodes of Riknaah. They accumulated a fair degree of treasure
in their scourings and a happy buzz was on Togura's face as he
realized he was getting richer and richer all the time. There was
another encounter with a wild swarm creature, and the Wyvvern fought
valiantly, Kalphor employing a fireball spell when he had finally
felt strong enough in his magical ability to use. He had been drained
in his strength flying around as an eagle, but that had been deemed
the safest way to get around Argan. The same familiar stench emanated
from the dead beast, and they left the scene as soon as
possible.
Sitting around a fireplace in a building they had
decided to spend the night in, Blaz shared more of his life story. He
talked of working for the Guild of Wizards since his re-emergence
from the bottle and the court case he had been involved in to ensure
his re-entry into the guild. They had been reluctant, but the case
was clear that they had no right to ban him, thus Crocus Dalbana had
reluctantly readmitted him into the guild, albeit into a scungy
laboratory in the basement of the guild hall. But it suited Blaz fine
and, while they never sent much work his way, he felt proud of
himself in finally achieving his ambition of being a fully fledged
Wizard working for the Guild of the Universal Order of Wizards,
Witches and Warlocks.
The Wyvvern, who for so long had said very
little, although the group knew it could communicate with them, began
to share unexpectedly something of its own life. It was quite an old
Wyvvern now, several hundred years in fact, and it felt itself not
long for this world. While it stated that because of the spell it was
compelled to visit Argan with them, it spoke in a manner which
suggested it didn't really mind anyway. As if this was the last grand
adventure of its life and it wanted to go out with a bang.
Togura
listened with great interest as the Wyvvern spoke of Wyvverndom's
attitude to mankind. They were often viewed as pesky creatures, the
humans, but never deemed too much of a threat. They generally left
Wyvvern-kind alone and had not tried to hunt them down to much,
unlike the common acts of bravery committed by valiant heroes in
their boasting tales of dragon slaying epics. But that was typical
for the dragons, their distant cousins, who had particular fetishes
for virginal princesses and the like.
Dragon's, of course, were
far better fighters than Wyvverns, but the Wyvverns were quite nimble
and could be quite deadly if provoked. Wyvverns were usually around
half to a third of the size of Dragon's, but it was believed in
Wyvverndom that they originated from the same stock in the beginning,
the Wyvverns being the result of midget dragons separating from the
community and forming their own family. This was considered true as
Wyvverns, occasionally now and then, sired particularly large
Wyvverns who had a striking resemblance to Dragon's, and often went
off to find and mate with the larger creatures. But that was all just
a matter of speculation amongst Vanderskar's kind. And then, feeling
he could trust this small group somewhat, the Wyvvern spent a full
minute speaking its official birth name, which was quite lengthy
indeed.
Finally, as they got ready to bed for the night, Togura
declared that they were finished with Riknaah, and that in the
morning they would decide upon their next target. As he slept Togura
dreamed of Wyvverns and Dragons and, suddenly, turning into a
Wyvvern, he found himself flying through the skies, turning and
dashing in majestic movements, overcome with the joys of being a
flying beast, daring the heights of heaven, a dazzling splendour to
all who could possibly observe the majestic glory of Togura the
Wyvvern. And then, in his dream, he suddenly found himself turned
into a slug and he laughed to himself at the not so subtle
irony.
CHAPTER THREE
Jaglag Daroko was nothing if
not a hospitable captor. A renegade warlord from Yestron who had
travelled to Argan with an ambitious plan - to see if he could use
various magical items he had come across to enslave the swarms to
utilise them in his ambitions of conquest back in Yestron. But, while
Togura, Kalphor, Blaz and the Wyvvern were technically prisoners of
sorts for the initial few days, Jaglag seemed to relax after a while
and allowed them free access to his compound. Daroko was travelling
with around 1000 troops and another 1000 servants, armed with the
services of a quite expensive wizard by the name of Dalaka. Dalaka
was currently attempting to use the magical devices Daroko had
acquired to tame and use the swarms for his wargames purposes, but so
far to no success. He was apparently, while quite expensive, not that
competent a wizard as many of Daroko's soldiers maintained.
Both
Blaz and Kalphor were offered large sums if they could work out how
the magical devices worked from Daroko's basic knowledge of them. But
after a week of solid tinkering both confessed they had not the
foggiest idea.
Daroko, while not overly concerned about the
wizard's lack of success, seemed to have taken a liking to Togura,
thinking him somewhat of a warrior, and had been wooing him to join
his army.
'I can offer you good pay, Poulaan. Good pay. Civil war
is never to far from the average life of a citizen of Yestron, and
pay is often quite good. You seem a strong warrior - your confidence
with that sword I see you practice with suggests to me you have seen
many a battle in your lifetime.'
Togura tried to stay humble,
which was not easy as he liked to brag. 'It is true, I am a
swordsman. I once tackled a certain Guest Gulkan in a friendly duel
and he bested me, but he said my abilities and natural talent were of
a high quality. But I am a questing of my own desires in Argan with
my wizard friend. Yestron is so far away and back in Sung my wife
awaits my return. I could not leave her to go off a questing to
Yestron.'
'I understand,' said Daroko, disappointed. 'I could
offer you a high position. My third in command, if you were
willing?'
'I thank you for the offer, Lord Daroko. But I must
refuse.'
'Very well. To your honour and your wife,' he said,
lifting a mug of ale, drinking it down quickly and belching shortly
after.
The soldiers of the compound, Togura observed, were
highly trained and seemed almost a crack mercenary unit in reality.
Perhaps they'd had years of warfare in Yestron and were the best of
the best.
Eventually Blaz and Kalphor admitted that they were
no closer in finding out how to use the magical devices and, while
they were somewhat dismayed at not achieving the reward promised,
Daroko gave each of them a barrel of ale for their services, which
they duly stored in the bottle.
When they bid Daroko farewell
he stated he hoped to meet them again, and Togura felt the slightest
tinge of regret, wondering how well he could have fared on Yestron in
such a position of glory. Certainly one to return to Sung one day and
boast of his heroic accomplishments.
For a few days later
Togura simply waited it out in the bottle as the wizards drunk
themselves into a stupor on the ale, but eventually they were ready
to resume their questing for treasure.
'There is a village
nearby,' said Kalphor, still quite hungover from the night before's
drinking. 'We could search it out.'
'Aye,' agreed Togura.
*
* * * *
Zen Durander, despite his reputation growing up as an
incompetent fool, the butt of many of his school fellows savage
taunts such as 'Cast a spell for us, big ears', as he had quite large
ears, and 'Why don't you turn yourself into a frog - at least then
you would be with your own kind,' and many other familiar torments
from the popular brats of the community of his childhood, were his
father was oft employed as the local wizard for various, usually, and
unfortunately not as the ambitious Zen Durander would have liked him
to have been, involved not in great magical feats of daring and
wonder, but rather in the mundane matters of acting often as a
magical plumber dealing with clogged drains, or finding lost things
or other simple boring tasks, hardly fit for the vain imaginations of
young Zen, really was quite a fearsome wizard as he had developed
into in life, finding a particular flair for the tasks of high
wizardry as he grew in lore and knowledge and wisdom. Yet, as it was
wont for many and various wizards to do in the world of Olo Malan,
were the rewards for lawlessness, renegadery, bastardry, deviancy and
trouble-making in general were, to the chagrin of many, such as the
sect of the Watermelon and their northern counterparts, the
Watchtower, quite in fact profitable and good for the upkeep of the
family, and funnily enough even its reputation amongst mad power
seeking nobles, bent on conquest, he had not dedicated his life to
the higher virtues of wizardry, the like of taking a place in an
esteemed wizardry educational facility, or sitting on the board of a
well named city council in its magical affairs department, or some
other esteemed calling, but instead turned to the dark side, as it
was often called, and sought out adventure, power, corruption, a
number of the more politically acceptable forms of evil, and the
like, in the first instance for the purposes of making a living and
affording the grand and luxuriant lifestyles he had grown accustomed
to but, also, which engendered the occasional wicked grin from him as
he thought on the fates of his adversaries, for the sheer pleasure of
being a son of a goat, a worker of the fowl, and dark wizarding
master supreme. Just for the sheer hell of it in other words.
Now
Zen, in his long life of adventure and mischief, had, from time to
time, come into the employ of a certain Jaglag Daroko, who had often
employed him for his well known and quite infamous capabilities, the
ministrations of such being a common desire for the purposes of
Jaglag, a typical employer for the mighty Zen. They had become
something of a friendly acquaintanceship to each other, one relying
on the other for competent wizarding abilities, the other finding
useful employment for the purposes of feeding his belly.
And
Jaglag, entertaining Zen one fine day in his luxurious palatial
Yestronian abode, had suggested the idea of the Argan swarms as
likely useful beasts of war, could they be properly trained and
harnessed for such purposes for the neverending popular civil wars of
Yestron. Zen had scoffed at the idea initially, yet later that day,
looking through a particular advanced Yestron wizarding schools just
released catalogue of certain ancient world, apparently magical,
devices which, could the workings of such be properly figured,
perchance be of great and unusually beneficial advantage to the
everyday working life of your typical, everyday, magic user, bit the
bullet, consulted with Jaglag the following morning, and lashed out
the lavish sums required for the obtaining of what looked like the
most promising and useful said magical devices.
Yestron
courier services can often be quite good, and often quite bad, and
despite the long delay in the arrival of his order, they showed
eventually and, unwrapping the boxes like a young and eager child on
its birthday, Jaglag looked at the instruments and said 'How the Hell
do those things work?' And such was the mystery that had remained
till this day.
Never the less, engaging his mercenary army,
with Zen in tow through a valuable promised wage, Jaglag had risked
Argan anyway, and they had arrived, found a homebase in a certain
empty village, and for a while Jaglag looked into the affairs of Zen
on a daily basis to ascertain just how far along he was coming with
his investigations. Alack and alas, no success, which led to the
eventual firing of a long term acquaintance, with the task of solving
the riddle of the devices given to the wizarding second in command, a
certain Dalaka, who Zen himself thought the competency of a slug - on
a good day.
Zen had retreated away from Jaglag, finding no
more service available, but had found various locations nearby in the
continent, were the Swarms did not seem to frequent greatly, and
remained, sure and certain he would eventually find re-employment
with Jaglag once Dalaka's definite incompetency had been quite and
truly well found out.
And thus he resided in an old abandoned
village, up the top of a tower overlooking the village, were he
maintained his days in study of various magical tomes he had brought
along with him on his trip from Yestron, occasionally travelling down
to the village grounds to cast a spell on a chicken for the purposes
of maintaining his regular diet of food in general. And while this
particular village he had called home for the last few years, he had
sought out much of the local region for the purposes of exploring
finding many strange enigma and fascination to entertain his
otherwise current solitary existence.
It was on one particular
fine and sunny afternoon, digesting his lunch of wild boar and
cabbage, that he was looking out over the village, and spied 3
forlorn adventurers wandering in, in the company of a huge beast
which appeared to be a miniature dragon. What was going on
here?
'Halt! State your business in this village, or be
prepared to be turned into slugs!'
Togura and Kalphor and Blaz
gazed upon the figure dressed in red who had suddenly emerged onto
the streets, the Wyvvern though giving him scant attention.
'He is
just one guy,' Togura said to Kalphor. 'I don't think he is a threat.
Try a freeze spell or something on him.'
Kalphor nodded, raised
his hands, and was about to cast a spell when, instantly, a huge ball
of fire came forth from the hands of the man, scorched the ground in
front of them, and they jumped back in dismay.
'Perhaps another
tactic,' said Togura, instantly taking out his sword. 'Split up.
Don't let him corner us all together.'
As the action became
more tense, Togura circled around to the right and Kalphor to the
left, leaving Blaz Durass and the Wyvvern standing there, looking
terribly their incompetent selves, not quite sure what to do.
Zen
gazed at Togura, assessed he was a warrior of sorts with little or no
magical abilities, so turned his attention to Blaz, who perhaps was a
wizard such as himself.
Togura tried a tactic. 'We mean you no
harm. We are adventurers from another continent. We only seek rest
here for some time.'
A fireball in front of him, which he nimbly
dodged, was his instant reply.
Kalphor spoke up. 'Perhaps we
could just stay a night or two. We won't bother you, really. We won't
be any harm whatsoever.'
Kalphor too dodged the emerging
fireball.
Life is ironic, and while it was certainly true that
the one deemed the most incompetent in our little group of questing
heroes was currently standing there, not really knowing what else to
do, it was the venerable Blaz Durass who seemed to come up with the
only reasonable idea to assuage the wrath of their current wizarding
opponent. 'We can pay you!' he exclaimed, which brought an instant
end to the hostilities, a big smile from the wizard dressed in red,
and hand waving signals to indicate that they come forth to make
themselves known.
Later on, upstairs in the wizard's tower,
eating the remains of a meal of wild boar and cabbage, drinking some
water from a large jug, the wizard was asking all sorts of questions
of his guests.
'So Jaglag showed you his magical devices. Really,
they should be mine. It was I who afforded the hefty sums for the
objects. You did not figure out their purposes did you?'
Blaz and
Kalphor both shook their heads. 'The figuring of such technologies
was beyond us,' responded Kalphor. 'I sensed that they may need a
power source of sorts to some how make them work, and that such a
thing was perchance lacking without direct knowledge of their making.
They seem to be ancient technology, of the days of old, the old
empires which once ran our world.'
'It is an ancient world,'
agreed Zen, not yet naming himself. 'Some say Olo Malan has seen
years beyond the normal reckoning and counting of human imagination,
even those of the scholastic studies are baffled by such things. I
have always believed an omnipotent wizard named Harry Potter created
the universe, for his legend even reaches fair Olo Malan. The
ancients speak of a great creator wizard of legendary power, beyond
mortal men, and his red-haired friend. This, I believe, is the famed
Harry Potter.'
'Never heard of him,' said Togura. 'But anything is
possible I guess.'
'We are the sperm of the god's,' declared Blaz
Durass confidently. 'When I was young my father instructed me in the
religious idolatry of our family faith, and a whole host of deities
known as the 'Good Guys' created everything, and we are their spermal
offspring. There is also talk of the 'Bad Guys' who oppose
them.'
'Interesting,' said Zen, stroking his chin.
'Lord
Draconis, creator of the dragons and wyvverns, created all,' put in
the Wyvvern suddenly. 'We know this to be true and accept it as a
principle of our faith.'
'Wyvvern religion?' queried Togura.
'We
have a rich culture on such things,' responded the dragon.
'The
Watermelon is lord of all,' put in Kalphor. 'This is
self-evident.'
Togura smiled. He had heard of Kalphor's watermelon
sect a number of times.
Zen looked at Togura. 'What say you of
the origin of life?'
'A pissed off deity, with a wicked sense of
humour,' responded Togura, and all nodded in agreement.
* * *
* *
They spent a few days with the wizard, who failed to
reveal his name, and while in the end they were prepared to live up
to their agreement to offer money, he refused. They spent a little
time looking through the village, found the odd item which looked
particularly valuable and stored them in the bottle, before finally
being ready to once again move on with their questing.
'I am sure
we will once again meet,' said the wizard in red, bowing to them as
they were ready to depart. 'After all, in a place like Argan there
are only so many places to hide.'
So, moving on from the
village, Kalphor once again resumed his eagle-like form and, carrying
the bottle, they flew in a favourable direction, found a safe looking
plateau, and camped for the night.
Around the campfire they
started chatting about life in general, and Blaz was sharing some of
his early adventures in Wizarding school.
'I was never popular,'
continued Blaz. 'The butt of many a joke, all insinuating I had the
magical talent of a dung beetle, which is quite unfair. But, in
truth, there are mysteries of the arts which I am yet to conquer, and
even certain basic things are beyond me.'
Togura, munching down on
a piece of wild rabbit, said 'Like what?'
'Oh, this and that. I
tried turning lead into gold. Nobody is good at that. But there was a
requirement, once, on an exam. I failed it miserably - didn't have a
chance, anyway. Too squeamish for me.'
'Which was?' asked
Kalphor.
'Turning blood into jelly,' responded Blaz. 'I faint at
the sight of blood, especially my own. I don't think, for the life of
me, I could ever master such an art.'
'Don't sweat it,' said
Togura. 'Somehow I doubt we will ever need such a service from
you.'
'I just can't do it,' responded Blaz. 'I turn pale at the
sight of blood and vomit uncontrollably. Fortunately it wasn't a
pre-requisite for becoming a wizard.'
Later that evening,
looking into the smouldering fireplace, ever-ready for a swarm
attack, the other's already asleep in the bottle, Togura stared into
the fires, thinking of his beloved Day Suet and other things. He
thought back on the marriage, when he had proposed, and she had
accepted, and the Poulaan clan and the Suet clan had joined, despite
prior hostilities. His father, the Baron of Poulaan, ever eager for
progeny and heir to continue the family tradition, had welcomed Day
into the family and given the new couple an ample and quite likeable
new cottage on the family estate which, in the words of the Baron,
would suffice until Togura was old enough and mature enough to
undertake his own roles, should he himself become too old to
continue. The cottage had been initially planned for the living
residence of his half-brother, Cromarty, who seemed to have met an
unfortunate end in the belly of pigs, dogs and rats. The young
couple, till that point, had been living in the town of Keep, near
the Poulaan estate, a township of 5,000 or so souls, in a house which
had been lent to them by Raznak the Golsh. The beastly Slerma, who
had insisted on Togura's loyalty for quite some time, seemed to
finally have gotten over her demands on the son of the Baron, and
shacked up with an erstwhile inhabitant of northern Sung, who had
come looking for adventure in the township of Keep and, due to his
quite basic looks, and lack of marriage, had been claimed by Slerma
as a lover, and was dutifully serving his new bride, bringing home
the bacon.
Bringing home the bacon, as it were, was not
exactly always that easy in the land of Sung. The King of Sung, Skan
Askander, had the economic sensibilities of the traditional Ravlish
Dictator, who intended to rule by might, but had a bent on decadence,
and was more concerned with his herd of pigs, than paying attention
to the currency he in fact issued on behalf of the apparent kingdom,
which surprisingly had become popular anyway, despite the fact that
Sung was a nothing of a Kingdom in a real sense, as it was the barons
of the eastern ends of the Ravlish lands who really ruled Sung for
the most part anyway. Due to the king's obsession with pigs, perhaps,
as the currency he issued was backed by pork, with the currency known
as the 'Rasher', technically redeemable by the royal exchequer for
bacon, the economic plight of sung had been cast into the shadows
(were it usually dwelt anyway) when a particularly nasty epidemic of
swine flu had accounted for 95% of the pig population. This had led
to economic mayhem, and the real cost of pork had shot up through the
roof, leading to the actual 'Bringing home of the Bacon' a rare event
for most residents of Sung.
Fortunately, for the likes of
Baron Poulaan, with a greater diversity of economic strategies at his
disposal, killing off the family's good fortunes was not quite as
easy, as they relied less on the 'Rasher' than on good Poulaan sense.
After all, Skan Askander was not a man to be invested upon in
economic circumstances at the best of times. But what could kill off
the fortunes of his father anyway? The bravest heart on Sung in
Togura's imagination, surely deserving of Kingship over the land
rather than the incompetent Skan Askander. Was that his own destiny?
Was that Togura's own fate? Would he win such riches on Argan to
raise a mighty empire of followers, and gain such a reputation that
the nobility of the backwater Sung would come and worship at his
feet? Perhaps he liked to think so.
This world of Olo Malan he
lived in was a strange world, with many fantastic places to visit,
sights to behold and creatures to engage, the Wyvvern not the least
of them. It was a wild world, an untamed beast of savage desire,
strange affections, and neurotic individuals. It seemed, from what
Togura had observed over his hectic life, that the fine art of stable
politics eluded the history of this world, a truth testified to by
his once counterpart, Draven. Draven and himself had been through a
number of past adventures, including a battle on the Western Argan
coastal city of Androlmarphos. Draven was a philosophical man of
sorts, and had once explained to Togura the meaning of life from the
perspective of a resident of Olo Malan.
Firstly, morality was
always negotiable. In the right circumstances, or the wrong
circumstances, depending on your perspective at the time, cutting off
a man's jizzard's could indeed be the politically and socially
acceptable thing to do, in relation to the situation at hand. A
passionate lover, who had bedded your promised virgin, a dissident
neighbour who's drinking sessions kept you up at night, a bothersome
member of the growing watchtower sect who insisted on sharing with
you the good news of the soon coming Grand Guardian Watermelon, or a
shopkeeper who had overcharged you one too many a rasher, were all
justifiable arguments, in the wisdom of Draven, for depriving a man
of future progeny. This also led, logically, to the theory expounded
by a number of the Korugatu philosophers of Chi-Ash-Lan, that in this
thing called life, without clear knowledge of the causality of
action, wether it be predestination, or complete freedom, an issue of
heated debate, that if it felt like the right thing to do in your own
cogitational impulses, then such were you supposed to do out of the
impulses of freedom, or such were you led to do out of the
predestinatory plan of a cosmic mastermind responsible for sentient
existence. Either way, if you wanted to slaughter that innocent
looking unicorn, just for the hell of it, or ravage that fair maiden,
again, just for the hell of it, or feed your enemies poison milk, or
sleep with your neighbour's wife, or horde goods, or steal, or lie,
or kidnap, or blaspheme revered deities, or any such of what, perhaps
might in more regular circumstances be presumed to be acts of vile
malfeasance, then such should you in fact do. To question such
actions on the trivial grounds of so called morality was firstly,
quite plainly stupid, as every man in the street could tell you quite
truthfully that life just didn't work that way in the real world,
according to the wisdom of Draven, and an assortment of such revered
Korugatu philosophers as Klen Klo, Shomo Shamo Shah and Brang Tang
Shmangabang and the like. If it felt good, do it, and who could argue
with the wisdom of those simple truths? Perhaps, some argued, from
the so called right wing of philosophy, a smaller, more recent, but
growing phenomenon in Korugatu philosophical circles, those concerned
with such issues of universal law and order, and the upkeep of
society in general, morality should be the natural pursuit of men to
bring peace and law to society for the general good and wellbeing of
all. The left laughed at this ideology, and the mockery was never too
friendly, yet this did not displace the ongoing popularity of such
thought amongst those noble rulers who attempted to bring a semblance
of order to such a chaotic world and, so it was theorized by many on
the right of the Korugatu philosophical community, a noble spark of
the divine which reflected those who were predestined for good things
in an afterlife sense, and those who would end up 'In the Shit' as it
were, for those who chose evil, a viewpoint of which was incredibly
popular with the soul-devouring conquests of the militant converting
machine, the illustrious watchtower watermelon sect of northern
Ashmolea, were Korugatu wisdom had reached in the format of a number
of published texts obtained for the purposes of elucidating the minds
of the simple, in the words of various Watchtower elders. Draven
laughed at such stupidities.
Secondly, the main purpose of
life, once you had worked out the sound principle that you should do
what the hell you wanted to do, as your life was your own, according
to the wisdom of Draven, was to in fact accumulate vast reservoirs of
wealth, hordes of slaves and servants, a harem of only the finest and
healthiest female (usually) wives and concubines, many pleasant
fields, vast reserves of assets, and the best plonk the market had
available for sale. And gross indulgence in the finer things in life,
once you had figured out the challenge of acquiring all this vast
blessing, was the obvious main purpose of human, and otherwise,
existence, for what else could truly bring the soul happiness than
being Lord of your domain, grossly indulgent in every which way. What
indeed, Togura often wondered.
Thus, with such a popular
philosophy, quite popular in the worlds of Olo Malan, the actual
finding of a stable and successfully enduring political entity, such
as a Kingdom which had lasted more than just a few millennia, or a
business entity which had not grown corrupt and decadent with age and
accumulation of wealth, was a rare thing indeed, which made life in
the ever-changing history of the world of Olo Malan, ever exciting,
if not a little nerve wracking. But that was life, thought Togura,
and some things never changed, did they.
Sitting there,
staring into the fireplace, his thoughts on politics, philosophy, and
the bedding of Day Suet, Togura drifted away into slumberland, images
of Rashers and Pigs, and an extremely obese Slerma, haunting him as
he finally ended up in the bed with his beloved, thrusting away his
concerns to orgasmic ecstasy.
* * * * *
The following
morning Togura awoke suddenly when a cool breeze started wafting
around his legs, and rain shortly began falling from the sky. He
looked skywards at the grey, drizzly morning, and quickly surmised it
to be a day for staying inside the bottle, and let banditry be
buggered for a while.
He carefully placed the bottle in the
trunk of a nearby tree and, holding his belongings, used the pendant
to enter the bottle.
'Yo, Blaz. What's up?' asked Togura,
coming into the main domicile of the bottle, finding Blaz sitting at
the table, eating a morning breakfast of cereal with goat's milk they
had found in the village they had just been in.
'Oh, the sky I
guess,' responded Blaz innocently.
'Were did you find the cereal?'
asked Togura.
'This bottle is quite large, you know,' responded
Blaz. 'There are several lower levels to this thing, and I found a
number of food stores in my searchings.'
'Oh, that's right,'
responded Togura. 'Kalphor spent some time storing necessary supplies
for us - used his magic to pack a warehouse of supplies practically.
All sorts of stuff down below.'
'That's were I found this cereal.
Bran flakes, apparently made in Tameran, from the label on the
package.'
'They are quite advanced these days, in certain sections
of Tameran culture. Labelling food products in packages. A very novel
idea.'
'Possibly makes good economic sense,' responded Blaz.
'What
is the world coming to, huh?' said Togura, throwing his hands in the
air.
Blaz and Togura spent most of that morning engaged in
various Sung card games he had been taught by his father growing up,
such as 'Stone the Leper' which was something of a card variant of
the real life equivalent activity, and 'Frogs and Logs' and other
simpler games. Blaz confessed he knew little of such things, as had
never much time for trivial games growing up, mainly obsessed with
his planned future magical career.
Eventually Kalphor
appeared, bleary eyed, quite apparently the result of a previous
nights heavy drinking session.
'You look wonderful, Kally,' said
Togura sarcastically.
'Don't speak so loud,' said Blaz, even
though Togura had spoken in a normal tone. 'Gah, my head feels like a
herd of elephants have trodden on it.'
'As it also traditionally
resembles,' responded Togura smartly.
'Oh, hah hah,' replied
Kalphor. 'Did you think that up yourself?'
'The good and fine and
proper education of Sung schoolery,' said Togura proudly. 'With
bastard-like brothers such as Cromarty the Pig-Slaughterer and Cat
Molester, you had to learn to keep your wits. Otherwise the mockery
would come thick and fast, and quite mercilessly as well.'
'Cat
molester?' queried Kalphor, eyebrow raised.
'Oh, Cromarty was full
of tricks, especially in his bizarre sexual fetishes, which father
was worried would lead to the ruin of the family name. Goats, sheep,
all sorts of things. Not to mention pigs. Believe me, not to mention
pigs.'
'Fascinating,' responded Kalphor, taking a seat at the
table.
'Are you hungry?' Blaz asked Kalphor, indicating his
cereal, to which Kalphor promptly, his stomach instantly churning at
the sight of food, emptied his guts on the table, spewing forth a
vile concoction of alcohol, bread, bits of meat, and other strange
looking things, all in the traditional format for which vomit was so
well and truly known and hated.
'Ehhrrr,' said Kalphor. 'Glad to
see that crap out.'
'You are disgusting,' said Togura. 'Aren't
you.'
Blaz, on the other hand, began wiping up the sick into a
bucket, and patted Kalphor on the back. 'Perhaps you should go back
to bed. I will bring you some lemon water which should settle your
stomach. Its raining today anyway, so we may as well stay in for a
while.'
Kalphor nodded, retreated downstairs to his sleeping
quarters, leaving Togura staring at a particularly disgusting
concoction which Blaz was doing his best to clean up.
'The virtues
of a drunkard,' said Togura dismissively, to which Blaz nodded.
The
rest of the day they spent down below, in the main living room of the
bottle, were the Wyvvern was settled into next to the fireplace which
was burning, fuelled by wood they had collected, with the smoke going
up a chimney which, apparently, emptied itself somehow miraculously
outwards near the top of the bottle, the fathoming of such mysteries
beyond the comprehension of Togura. Blaz shared a number of tales
about his time in the Wizarding School, and about his lifes
ambitions, and Togura eventually found one of the books he had
brought along from Sung, a childhood favourite, on werewolves and
vampires, and settled in to read about the adventures of a particular
hero facing such obstacles in northern Yestron.
* * * * *
The
following day, with no specific travel plans in mind, Kalphor again
transmogrified into a giant eagle and flew northwards, until he
spotted what looked like a small city of sorts, landed, and entered
the bottle.
'I'm not sure what the place is called, but it is well
and truly abandoned, and there don't appear to be any swarms present.
We could find treasure in abundance.'
The group agreed and they
readied themselves for further treasure acquiring.
They
entered the city, carefully, keeping their eyes peeled for the
slightest hint of swarm activity, when they came to a rather
impressive looking tower which seemed profitable to their
glory-seeking imaginations. 'This should do,' said Kalphor,
indicating the tower. 'A good a place to start as any I would
think.'
The others agreed, and they entered the tower to begin
their searchings.
On the upper levels they found broken down
furniture, a number of animal nestings and other signs of no human
activity for a prolonged period, yet nothing really in terms of
valuables to speak of.
It was Togura who, down in the basement
of the tower, having descended a stairwell he found, once again was
confronted with a floor diagram, and a wall with a series of knobs on
it. He yelled for the others, and they gazed at the arrangement.
'I
think, perhaps,' began Kalphor,' that for the fear of a beast machine
like our prior encounter, it might be best to leave this untouched
and not try opening it.'
Togura thought on the potential weapons
and technology lying on the other side of the wall, but in the end
reluctantly agreed with Kalphor.
'You probably speak wisdom,
Wizard. Another encounter like the last one, and if we find no
suitable weapons we would be done for.'
'So let us search on and
leave this alone,' finished Kalphor. 'Best safe than sorry.'
Togura
continued staring at the diagram for some time, while the others
continued the search of the tower, and noting the pattern on the
floor, pushed some of the knobs into place, and assumed that if he
continued it would open the panel again. He thought better of it, and
left it remaining unsolved. Curiousity killed the cat, after
all.
The tower finally turned up some treasure boxes in a back
room, full of mainly silver coinage, with some rare golden ones they
found near the bottom. It was laboriously stored inside the bottle,
and they congratulated each other on their find the rest of the
afternoon. They spent the next day and a half exploring the remainder
of the village, which was really a small township once explored
properly, and they found the usual assortments of treasures left
behind here and there, typical for their scavenging so far.
It
was late on the third day that they finally felt they had exhausted
the place in their searchings, so stored up in the tower, entered the
bottle, and decided to rest for a few days before resuming their
treasure questing.
* * * * *
A solitary figure, lonely,
hot, thirsty, and not knowing who he was, or were on earth he was,
wandering through a bleak desert-scape region, put his hand to his
forehead and swore to himself as he wiped away the sweat. He didn't
know how he had gotten here, but found himself, earlier that day,
woken by crawling scorpions over his legs, and brushed them away
quickly, rising to find himself in a most unhospitable looking
climate. And thus he began wandering, not knowing where he was, where
he was going, or much of anything else for that matter. In fact, all
he did know was that he was thirsty, and would probably die soon if
he did not get something to drink.
The Sun seemed perhaps
furious in its heat, or perhaps it was just the region he was in and
his dehydrated state, but hallucinations had flooded his mind all
morning, of vile looking swarm creatures chasing him, which caused
him to pathetically run for a few footsteps but, upon looking back,
finding nothing there. It was a nightmare world he found himself in,
of craving thirst, exhaustion from the heat, and mad creatures of
hell.
Yet, he struggled on and, despite thinking the end would
inevitably come, later on the following day he reached the edge of
the bleak region, found, mercifully, a small creek, and drank deeply,
reviving his soul. He lay there for some time, not wanting to move,
not wanting to even dare walking again, when he fell asleep, and
dreamed. Dreams of a fair maiden, with shapely hips, and luscious
bosoms, whom he seemed to know he was married to, and found comfort
in her arms and her breasts.
He awoke in the early morning
light, drank deeply again from the creek and finding some wild
berries he ate and satiated his hunger somewhat.
He started on
further through the wilderness, following the creek upstream, feeding
on wild berries, still puzzling on who he really was. For four weeks
he wandered in this dark region, the hallucinations of wild beasts
continuing, all the time trying to remember who he was, but to no
avail. And the dreams of the beautiful maiden continued, each night
in slumberland resting in her arms, escaping the madness of the world
he found himself in, escaping the inevitable end of it all which
seemed to be beckoning him. Eventually, coming upstream, seeming to
his mind to be instinctively following a route that he didn't even
know why he was following, he came to a small village and was
instantly taken upon by wild savage warriors, presumably inhabitants
of the village, armed with spears, who came forward, gathered around
him to gaze upon him, pointing at him, but otherwise leaving him
untouched and unharmed. They were only curious, so it seemed. Then,
coming out of a hut, a figure dressed in red, who seemed somewhat
familiar, spoke to him. 'Well done, Togura Poulaan. You do appear to
be a stubborn individual.' The figure raised his hands, spoke some
foreign words, and, so it seemed, cast a spell on him, and, suddenly
remembering his name was in fact Togura Poulaan as the figure had
called him, instantly began recalling the trial the wizard had set
him after he and his friends had reached a village in search of
treasures.
'Zen Durander!' exclaimed Togura. 'Where are Blaz, and
Kalphor? And the Wyvvern? Are they still safe? I have passed your
blasted trial.'
The Archimage, Zen Durander, nodded. Indeed,
Togura Poulaan had passed his test. Zen had had it in mind to test
these travellers, as he had continued observing them since they had
left his village, to see if they were worthy to come into his
permanent acquaintanceship and entourage for the furtherment of his
own ambitions. And, through a series of tests, he would see just how
hardy and capable they were as survivors. He had decided that Togura
would be the first one for his testing and, after capturing Blaz and
Kalphor and the Wyvvern and imprisoning them in this savage village,
he had set Togura a test to, if he could, make his way back to the
village, with his memories being largely dimmed, from a place in a
nearby deserty region. If he could pass the test, Durander had agreed
he would release Togura's companions.
'Yes, brave Togura. You seem
to indeed be a survivor. A warrior of true courage and
determination.' The Archimage continued surveying his desired
servant, assessing him, and making a mental note in his head that
Togura would make a suitable asset in his lifelong ambitions,
especially current ones here on Argan, he signalled to one of the
villagers with strange hand signals. The villager left, but shortly
Blaz, Kalphor and the Wyvvern appeared, and the Archimage spoke to
the group. 'You are all free to leave. Togura has shown himself
valiant and brave. But, I am sure dear friends, we will meet again.
After all, there are not a lot of places to hide on Argan, are
there?' he said with a wicked laugh, leaving Togura ready to insult
him.
The group travelled on from the village, turning
southwards, avoiding the desert region, before they camped for the
night, hiding the bottle in a suitable place, Togura declaring he
needed a rest for a few days after his nightmarish ordeal, which the
others did not object to.
* * * * *
They rested in the
bottle for the next few days as Togura's memories gradually returned.
He knew, then, the maiden was his fair wife, Day Suet, and that her
spirit had been there for him, comforting him, leading him home. His
heart, even more so, yearned for her, and he looked forward to the
time when, finally, finished with Argan and its treasures, he could
return him, bed his fair Day Suet once more, and concentrate on more
mundane matters, such as becoming the next Baron of
Poulaan.
Finally, moving on, they came to quite a small
village, searched for a while and found a handful of coinage here and
there, but the main commotion was the attack of a fierce swarm
creature, who the Wyvvern fought valiantly and, with the spells of
the wizard Kalphor, they managed to defeat and turn into, yet again,
a fowl smelling carcass.
Later, back in the bottle, Togura
broached something which had been on his mind for a while. 'Really,
Kally, we need a major payoff. Something were we can gain vast
wealth. Some grand city, or estate of a former nobleman. Is there
anything around here that you think might answer this?'
'Nothing,
that I can think of Togura. Nothing, apart from one thing which would
promise a lot but, no. No, its too dangerous.'
'What?' asked
Togura.
'Nothing. We have been through far to much crap for me to
ask it of you.'
'If it will give me the wealth necessary for
kingship of Sung, I am willing to risk it. Tell your story.'
'Well,
there is a place. A dangerous place. The pit of the snake king. I am
sure he has abandoned Argan, Togura. The swarms must surely have
taken care of that.'
'And if he hasn't?' replied the concerned
Togura.
'Then we will find out soon enough,' finished Kalphor,
leading to a reluctant nod from Togura.
The group travelled
onwards for a number of days, travelling towards the south-eastern
section of Argan, and came to a dismal looking valley. Entering the
valley and walking carefully through it for a while, Togura was
alarmed at the increasing number of snakes they encountered the
further in they progressed.
'It is called the pit of the snake
king for a reason,' interjected Kalphor, which made Togura none the
happier, although the Wyvvern didn't seem to mind.
'I am not
really sure if this is worth the risk,' muttered Togura, but agreed
to persevere onwards anyway.
They came to the nadir of the
valley and, true to Kalphor's word, they found the famed pit of the
snake king, an elaborately coiled tunnel which wound downwards in a
spiral fashion deep into the earth, according to the wisdom of
Kalphor. Lighting there torches, ready for anything, they entered in,
descending down into the darkness. Hissing snakes were everywhere,
naturally, and they fought off a number of them before finally
reaching the bottom of the pit, which appeared to be the throne
chamber of the Snake King himself, the Snake King not seeming to be
present at this time. Togura noted all the elaborate snakelike
designs on the wall, but with no snake king present to worry about,
they soon began their treasure search. Unfortunately, after much
hunting around, and much dealing with annoying snakes, they came up
empty and were ready to give up.
They travelled, disappointed,
back up into the light but, coming back into the open, they were once
again confronted with the man in red - the Archimage Zen
Durander.
'What the hell do you want again?' grumbled Togura
at the mage.
As if in response, Zen raised his hands, cast yet
another spell, which, controlling their minds, forced them to march
back down into the pit, all the time boasting of his killing of the
snake king and the capturing of his wealth.
When they reached the
bottom, Kalphor seemed able to turn to Zen and demanded of him 'What
do you want with us now?'
Zen stared at him with a mad grin and
said 'It is time for your own testing, Kalphor. To see if you really
are a wizard worthy of my service. Togura has passed, well, but I
have concerns over your own capabilities. The task is this - you see
this throne?' he said, indicating the throne of the snake king.
Kalphor nodded. Zen walked over to the throne, pushed a lever next to
it, and suddenly a trap door grinded open in front of the floor,
revealing a flight of steps. 'I have not yet risked these steps,
Kalphor, for I fear snakes greatly. But the snake king assured me,
before I decapitated him, that at the bottom of this stairwell, along
a great corridor, lies a treasure room full of gold. Yet the way is
guarded by vipers and adders, and I detest such creatures. Take this
sack, fill it with as much gold as you can carry, return here and I
will free your compatriots.'
'And that is all?' asked Kalphor.
'You will let us go?'
'Return with a sack of gold, and you have
shown yourself brave enough for my service. Now get,' he said,
indicating the steps.
Kalphor descended, as Togura and the
group watched on. The descent did not take that long and while
Kalphor was not particularly bothered by hissing snakes, he kept his
wits about him as he reached the bottom of the steps and began his
way along the corridor. At the end was a locked metal door, which he
blasted open with a fireball spell on the lock. Pushing the door
open, he indeed found the treasure room, which was, albeit modestly,
full of assorted chests of silver for the most part, but small
smatterings of gold, as well as gems of various sorts. Quickly,
filling the sack with as much as he could carry, he returned along
the corridor, up the stairwell, and presented his find to the mad
wizard. Zen looked into the sack, grinned at the treasure, and turned
to the group.
'Bravery is indeed in your heart, wizard Kalphor.
But I wonder if your remaining companions are so courageous. We will
find out soon enough, though. Very well, you are free to leave,' and
saying so, he cast another spell, which unfroze their body, and
Togura, making a hand signal of Sung tradition of quite a crude
suggestion, led the group back up out of the snake pit for the final
time, and out of the valley of the snakes.
When they finally
reached the edge of the valley, Togura turned to the group. 'If I
NEVER see another snake it will still be too soon, and the others
laughed knowingly.
THE END
Latter
Events
Coming into another village the group are suddenly
surrounded by soldiers. The soldiers bring them to a fowl smelling
fat man who says they will make good fodder for 'The Games'. They are
thrown into a prison with various other victims, all of them talking
in fear about 'The Arena'. After a few days of living in the prison,
they begin talking about having put up with the situation enough and
escaping, but suddenly Togura is summoned to the Arena. The Arena is
just that, an Arena in the centre of the village, the central disc of
the arena surrounded by a high metal railing with spikes, making the
Arena impossible to escape from. There is a crowd of boisterous
boozing citizens at the arena, all screaming for Togura's blood as he
is brought into the arena. The soldier who brings him into the arena
laughs at him and says 'Good luck, lad,' tossing him a sword. The
soldier leaves the arena and the crowd start chanting 'Blood, blood,
blood.' Suddenly a small swarm beast is released into the arena and
Togura grabs the sword to fight it. All the time the crowd is
screaming 'Blood'. Fortunately, after a fight, Togura slays the beast
and the crowd cheer 'Hero, hero, hero, hero.' Togura is then
presented to the fat man who says 'Well done Valiant hero. Win two
more fights and we will grant you your freedom.' He is then returned
to the prison. A week passes and this time Togura and Kalphor are
brought to the Arena and this time they fight 2 beasts. Togura uses
the sword and Kalphor manages to summon a fireball and they slay the
beasts. They are returned to the prison. Another week passes and all
4 of them, including the Wyvvern, are taken into the arena. This time
a monstrous looking swarm creature, greater than any they have fought
so far, is unleashed upon them. The Wyvvern is the main fighter
against it, but even he is scared of such a beast. However, working
as a team, Blaz managing to summon a kind of pathetic fireball which
just happens to be strong enough to finish off the beast, they defeat
the swarm. They are all cheered as heroes and the fat man agrees to
release them, presenting them with wreathes of solid gold as the
'Champions.'
Having left the arena behind them they travel
northwards to do some old fashioned sightseeing of the 'Kardurus
Waterfalls' one of the most spectacular set of waterfalls in Argan.
They arrive at the waterfalls and relax for a few days when,
suddenly, Archimage Zen Durass captures them with his magic and says
'It is time for your third trial, oh group of heroes.' He turns to
the Wyvvern and says 'Now it is your time of testing, oh mighty
Vanderskar. See this boulder,' he says indicating a large boulder,
perhaps beyond the Wyvverns strength. 'Take this to the top of the
waterfall, push it into the water and down the waterfall so it makes
a suitable large splash, and I will release your friends. You have my
word.' The Wyvvern agrees and starts to pick up the boulder, but it
is very heavy. Yet, using strength beyond himself, he manages to pick
up the boulder and fly to the top of the waterfall, albeit slowly. He
pushes the rock over the edge of the waterfall, and the group watches
as it falls down quite spectacularly and makes an enormous splash,
covering them all. Zen starts clapping and when the Wyvvern returns
he says 'Well done mighty Wyvvern. True to my word, you and your
friends are free to depart. But, believe me, we will meet one last
time.' As Zen departs, Togura looks at Blaz and realizes he is the
last to be tested, very worried because of it.
The group depart
the waterfalls and make for their next destination, a large village
to the south near a goldmine. They are hopeful to find some gold
there.
They leave the village of the goldmine having found a
reasonable amount of gold here and there, and at the request of
Kalphor travel to a nearby fertile river district, which was once
home to a tribe of fierce warrior women, known as Ammazonyans, who
had a penchant for killing most of their males at birth, yet keeping
a small number for mating purposes.
They travel to the area and
camp beside the river, not noticing any swarms in the area. Suddenly
a group of Ammazonyans captures them and brings them to their queen.
'We shall be most entertained with you,' says the queen. 'We only
have one male currently, and our woman need to give birth. Your seed
should prove most useful.' Reluctantly the group are forced into
mating rituals with the Ammazonyans and after several encounters
Togura questions just how much sperm his testicles can possibly
produce. Blaz and Kalphor seem to be able to relate.'
They spend 3
months in the camp of the Ammazonyans, slaves to their sexual
desires, when the queen says 'I think it is time you met our king,
for he has been asking for you.' They take the group to the king,
only to fall, once again, into the hands of Archimage Zen Durass, who
is the king of the Ammazonyans. 'My lovely's value much your
presence, for my sperm count is low at the best of times. So, for
your ultimate freedom, I challenge Blaz Durass to a feat of magic. A
simple one. My lovely princesses have a penchant for desserts, so the
test is simple. We have an ample supply of blood from the Ammazonyans
ritual slayings of various wild animals. They preserve the blood and
keep it as a hold record of their offerings to the wild gods.
However, they would eat the offerings if they were at all palatable.
The testing is this. Blaz Durass,' said Archimage Zen Durander,
speaking quite boldly, can you, there was a pause, 'Turn blood into
jelly.' At those words Kalphor groaned, Togura swore, and Blaz looked
flabbergasted. Blaz turned to the group 'I'll try, ok. I'll try.'
'You better,' responded the despondent looking Togura.
Piles of
jelly are brought in front of Blaz and, while he turns pale, he
summons up all his strength, prays a quick prayer to every demon lord
he knows, and casts the spell. Nothing happens to start with, but
slowly the blood coagulates and gradually transmogrifies into rich,
plum jelly. An Ammazonyan tastes it, smiles and nods, and Blaz looks
quite pleased with himself. Zen congratulates them, gives them some
gold for their efforts and releases them.
They leave the riverina
place and Togura announces that they really need one final grand cash
haul and they can retire and live like kings.
It is decided
that they will rob the grave of the Arch-Regent of Astoryas, who was
buried in a large pyramid. Supposedly, as the rumours go, vast wealth
was buried with the king and now that it is no longer guarded the
wealth is there for the taking.
They travel to Astoryas and come
to the large pyramid. Bearing torches they enter the complex. Togura
falls down a pit trap, landing just near some spikes, and breaking
his leg. Suddenly giant spiders come from the ceiling and attack the
group but Kalphor casts an iceball spell and burns them up. They
rescue Togura from the pit and continue down the narrow hallway. Next
they come to a door and using a lever to open it wild vampire bats
emerge and start trying to attack them. The wyvern simply gulps them
down as he is fond of eating vampire bats. They come through the
doorway into a room with a narrow looking walkway going to another
closed doorway. As Togura ventures along first he steps on a panel
and a siren's voices starts singing and, under the spell, he jumps
into the water. Fortunately the two wizards seem unaffected and Blaz,
being a hero, jumps in the water and rescues the drowning Togura.
They climb to the other side of the walkway and lever open the door
and continue. In the next room is a chess grid on the floor with what
appear to be random numbers on them. As soon as Togura steps on one
of the squares giant wasps emerge and attack the group. Blaz manages
to cast a spell to turn the wasps into stone and they fall to the
floor, breaking. They look at the chess board which covers there
escape pathway and Togura works out that there is a numerical
sequence to the numbers. Jumping in order from smallest to largest
they cross the board successfully, open the door and continue on. In
the next room there is a large see through panel in the centre of the
room, on the other side of which they can see the tomb of the Arch
Regent which is laden with gold and many treasure chests scattered
around the tomb. Togura exclaims success but Kalphor advises caution
as they investigate the panel. Togura attacks it with a sword, to no
success, and they look dumbfounded. Blaz notices some levers over by
the side of the room and, when he pulls them, they make a screeching
noise. Togura pulls one of the other levers, and the noise is
horrific, but he notices a few cracks have appeared in the panel.
Figuring out that this must have been the way to destroy the panel,
he and Blaz pull both levers rapidly and gradually the panel cracks
and they come through and claim the treasure. They are all overjoyed
yet, after they have stored all the treasures in the bottle, they
look at the gold encrusted tomb. Kalphor says to let the dead rest in
peace, but greed gets the better of Togura and he says they should
steal the covering. They lift of the lid and suddenly the mummy body
of the Arch-Regent rises up using a waraxe buried in its tomb with it
and attacks them. Togura fights it with his sword, but eventually a
swipe from the Wyvvern knocks off the head and the mummy falls to the
ground and disintegrates. Kalphor says 'I told you to let the dead
rest in peace', but Togura responds 'Well he is totally dead now, so
don't sweat it.' They claim the lid and, all of them gloating about
their riches, leave the pyramid.
The group return to Sung and
Togura is reunited with Day Suet his wife, who finally, upon viewing
Togura's vast wealth, decides to take on his family name as her own
surname, something she had been reluctant to do, still clinging to
her father's clan somewhat. Kalphor purchases a small parcel of land
on the Poulaan estate and becomes the official wizard for the Poulaan
clan. Blaz and the Wyvvern decide to stay around for the while, as
Blaz has been given a share of the wealth, and the Wyvvern has
nothing better to do. Baron Poulaan, who has been suffering in his
health, decides that the time is right to abdicate and places Togura
as the new Baron of the Poulaan clan. Togura has an audience with the
king and is welcomed into the inner circle of the Sung
hierarchy.
Morgan Hearst is visiting an old friend on Sung and
he meets Togura at a meeting of the Royal council of Advisors. Morgan
talks with Togura of his ambitions on Rovac and Togura takes an
interest. Togura is having dinner with Kalphor, Blaz and the wizard
and speaks of the door-circles and of Morgan Hearst's ambitions for
Rovac. Togura invites Morgan to dinner at the Poulaan estate and they
discuss their ambitions.
Togura, now ambitious to become King
of Sung, realizing that with his increasing fame on Sung due to his
newfound wealth and heroic fighting capabilities, seeks to join
Morgan's questing ambitions and the economic prosperity in
controlling the door-circles, and thus listening to Morgan's plans,
joins with him to travel to the islands of Rovac. Meanwhile, Blaz,
leaving their company, returns to the Cold West to resume his
Wizarding work with the Wyvvern. The Wyvvern, though, having gained
some insight into the plans of Morgan Hearst and his knowledge of the
three circles, leaves Blaz and staying out of sight, follows Morgan
Hearst and Togura to the Rovac Islands were he meets up with Thodric
Jarl.
Thodric Jarl has an allergic reaction to Wyvverns, but
does his best to listen to the Wyvvern's tale and enters into an
agreement with the Wyvvern on behalf of the Wyvvern's community,
aiming to bring Wyvverndom into the anticipated economic prosperity
which seems to lie ahead. On the islands of Rovac one particular
isolated island is contaminated with creatures of the Swarms. On the
island is a Door which Hearst opens with a star-globe he brought from
the Lesser Teeth: the Star Globe originally brought to the Lessers by
Yen Olass Ampadara.
The book then follows the progress of
Hearst and Togura's ambitions as they form an alliance with Jarl, the
Wyvvern staying unseen as they seek to integrate themselves into the
society of Rovac and to control this Third Circle.
The Wyvvern
comes into prominence, utilized by the sensible Jarl Thodric, as a
emblem of Thodric's own wisdom in the economic plans for Rovac.
Thodric rises to sit on the 'Rovac Economic Council for the
furtherance of economic prosperity and societal and cultural
advancement'. Thodric initially block's Hearst and Togura's ambitious
economic plans, demanding that Hearst relinquish the power of the
door-circles to the council's authority. Hearst refuses but they
negotiate a contract with the lawyers for the general use of the
door-circles, with a hefty tariff fee going to Hearst and the
Council. A new coinage is introduced by Thodric for use in the system
of the Rovac Ring with the emblem of the Wyvvern engraved on one
side, being viewed with such titles as 'The Grand Beast of Economic
Prosperity', and 'The Beast of Wealth' and simply 'The Beast'. A
Watchtower representative makes accusations and starts promoting the
view that the Wyvvern and the Rovac ring represent the great 'Babel'
abomination that marks the end of the age before the return of the
'Grand Guardian Watermelon' and, coming from Ashmolea, begins making
converts throughout Rovac. Yet a prophet from the 'Watermelon' sect,
the sect now becoming caught up in its own speculation of the 'Grand
Guardian Watermelon' declares that Babel will be headed by a most
vile and disgusting dictator and that, while the Wyvvern is a good
fit, Babel itself will be monstrous.
Blaz is visiting Rovac
and the Wyvvern, thinking fondly of him, helps him establish the
Rovac Guild of Wizards, Witches and Warlocks.
The story
climaxes with Blaz Durass coming to prominence in Rovac as the great
Wyvvern's chosen wizard to sit on on the Rovac Guild of Wizards,
Witches and Warlock's council. The Wyvvern has managed to integrate
himself into Rovac culture as practically a 'god' as the Rovac often
worshipped Wyvvern's in the past and a talking Wyvvern is something
truly to behold. The guild is one of the voices in the new Rovac
Economic Prosperity Government, which seeks to utilize the power of
the circles to amass wealth for itself and build its civilization.
Togura seeks to act as a voice for Sung in this process and, having
befriended both the Wyvvern and Blaz, is voted upon as official Sung
representative on the Economic Prosperity council of Rovac. Togura
then leaves his friends to return to Sung with the good news, upon
which Sung proclaims him as their new King, with the coronation of
King Togura of Sung being the climax to the novel.
THE END
Chronicles of an Age of Darkness
Tales
of Darkness
By Daniel 'Hugh Cook' Daly
6175 SC
The
Wordguild and the Warsmiths
Prologue
Olo Malan is a world beset
by terror of every order. Yet in the universe of Bera Shambala, which
is connected to Olo Malan by a portal of another Worldring which is
rarely connected to, known only by the 'Bragmen' of Chomba Pass in
the far northern reaches of Tameran, there exists two fundamental
organisations. The Wordguild and the Warsmiths.
Now the
Wordguild is based simply on that - Words. And, so it is taught every
generation to all and sundry who will listen to the splendid message
of salvation as taught by the Wordguild, by the Words of Power was
all that is created. And what created all that is? Well, that is the
divine mystery, as they rightly say. Thus, words - language -
communication - was the true saviour of men, and every word of
knowledge honoured, cherished, and taught as truly perfect. The way
of enlightenment was thus truly enshrined in the dictionaries of
power, the heart and mind of every servant of the Wordguild.
Now
the Warsmiths opposed the Wordguild, not out of any deeply thought
out philosophy, but rather a simple and banal penchant for that most
barbarous of activities - war.
Thus these two powers dominated
the hearts of Bera Shambala. The wordguild to bring the salvation of
knowledge and education to the world, the warguild to tear it
apart.
And thus it was.
And thus it is.
And thus so it
shall be.
Chapter One
Toguran Loupaan was a
confused individual. You had to be with one parent, the mother
superior, the honourable chief member of the town's wordguild cult,
and the other, the father dominant, an old fashioned Warsmith, bent
on eternal dreams of conquest. Living with the two of them had become
- well - quite insufferable, born with the power of a humility
greater than that of mortal men. It had to be, for they warred with
each other of a constancy greater than the fluidity of the tides of
the ocean.
Toguran had a girlfriend. Say Duet. Say was a very
attractive girl, and his mother always emphasised that with a very
powerful name like 'Say' which was the heart of Word Power, she would
indeed make a most excellent wife one day. Toguran didn't disagree.
'As long as she is good in bed,' was the summation of his father's
wisdom on the issue, and so far Toguran had not been disappointed on
that particular issue since the climax to his 16th years birthday
party.
Toguran had a destiny with Mother Superior. To bring
the power, knowledge and salvation of a good education to Bera
Shambala. He did her no great honour - he was a dunce in
school.
Toguran had a destiny with Father Dominant. Neither
did he bring him any great honour - a ladybug was more
threatening.
But Say Duet loved him, despite his great fears,
and lack of bravery, and when he finally won her heart one particular
night, in an adventure about to be chronicled, she verily agreed to
be his wife.
Chapter Two
Skrag Cromento was a thick
enough fella. He couldn't spell, could bearly speak with a mouthful
of stutters usually eventuating, and he was none to pretty to boot.
But he fancied Say Duet, and wanted her for his bed.
The night
got along quite well, in the local Lord's lads birthday party, to
which a number of the local underlings children did find invites.
Skrag, a fighter, was fortunate, and so were Say Duet and Toguran
Loupaan.
Skrag spent most of the night attempting to persuade
the delicious say to the back parlour, but say refused, and Toguran,
ever the wimp, felt safe enough not to interfere, nor would he, yet
he trusted Say's loyalty anyway.
And then, coming into the
main living room once more, when festivities around midnight were at
their peak, Skrag pulled down his pants in front of all, an erect
penis of 7 inches standing at attention, and said verily to his lady
desired 'Wel, we, we, well, wel, well, ha ha ha ho how bb bb b b bout
it, b b b b bab babe.'
Say looked, gasped, and was almost
tempted.
But, for the first time in his life, Toguran became a
man.
Firstly, words not normally within his power of speech,
but taught incessantly since youth by mother superior sprang to his
defense.
'I say, you son of a motherless goat. Your trivial,
minor and indeed pathetic genitalia would make a squirrel
embarrassed. They are indeed large - when compared with those of a
gnat.'
Skrag looked at Toguran dumbfounded.
'Oh, you
are too dense to understand my profound dialogue of eloquent wisdom.
You really are a dunderhead, are you not,' he continued, again with a
toffee nosed accent.
'I shall simplify.'
And then, his
mother finally and rightfully proud of her son, his father's joy
finally borne as well.
'Get your hands of my bitch,
pigbrain.'
And Toguran, finding courage beyond himself, strode
forward, grabbed Skrag's erect manhood, gave it an Almighty yank,
punched him in the face, and that was the end of the
trouble.
Toguran was Say's hero.
Chapter Three
4
years later, three little Loupaan's running around his new living
room, Toguran was celebrating. He was now the chief man in the
village when it came to the Wordguild, and he and his father were
recruiting men to start a campaign to conquer life, the universe and
everything.
For Say, her man's shagging abilities had notably
improved since the illustrious day he came to her rescue, and she
could now not wish for another.
Besides, with 3 children, a
fourth on the way, and a herd of pigs out the back, what more could
one ask for from a citizen of Yalth Tebrek, in the backwaters island
of Sang? What more indeed.
The End
The Wild and the
Wrathful
Bleatin Blattin was a curious young lad, of 14, hopeful
to soon reach 15 and his inheritance, when, deemed of suitable enough
age, the high priest of the cult of cockroach worship, the cockies,
instructed his adherents to convert Bleatin, a suitable enough
candidate, to the cult, in the hopes of finding a new priest for the
local chapel. Bleatin was reluctant.
Severus Jander poked him.
'You are hardly a wise priest, Bleatin.'
'I am only an acolyte,'
responded Bleatin dejectedly to the wild Severus' insult.
'Is not
an acolyte at least to dress properly in fine cockie vestments?'
'Who
cares,' responded Bleatin. 'I was forced into the religion by
mommie.'
'Pathetic,' mocked Severus. Bleatin didn't care. Severus
wandered off.
Mishnah caressed his arm. 'Don't worry about
Severus. He is only jealous. His family are devoted Cockies - he
probably wanted the job.'
'He can have it,' responded Bleatin,
still unconvinced on his life's apparent calling.
'But the
Cockroach created all and loves us,' responded Mishnah. 'And they
serve us faithfully, eating our discarded waste. They are truly
beautiful creatures.'
'Their dirty,' stated Bleatin
honestly.
'Don't blaspheme,' warned Mishnah. 'The priests will cut
your head off.'
'They can stuff themselves with cockroaches as far
as I am concerned,' said the wrathful Bleatin.
Mishnah just
sighed.
When he had reached 19, and appointed Priest of the
Local chapel, Bleatin had had his fill of cockroach sermons. I mean,
how many ways could you praise the wisdom of the humble cockroach
anyway? And so, completely buggered with it all, he made his plan -
get kicked out, and promote a successor.
It was the sabbath.
Bleatin addressed the audience. He looked at Severus. 'You would make
a good priest,' said Bleatin, looking at Severus. The audience
clapped. 'The Cockroach knows, I can't bloody handle the job. I mean,
how many ways can you praise a stupid insect.'
The audience went
silent, shocked.
'They eat our waste. They are dirty and spread
disease. They are hard to kill. They really are a noxious beast.'
The
blasphemy was too much for the audience. Severus' father stood. 'You
are not worthy of the calling of a Cockie Priest? You, you are a
blasphemer.'
The people murmured agreement.
'What shall we do
with him?' someone cried.
'Strip him of his vestments. And stick
him in the shit,' said Severus from his seat of new power. Nobody
disagreed.
4 days later, not really smelling too much any
more, despite being in the bog for most of the afternoon, Bleatin was
a relieved man. They didn't care about him anymore. Thank the
cockroach for that.
Mishnah showed up, inevitably, caressed
his arm, and said. 'Well, I do love the cockroach, and will always be
faithful, but I think I can handle a heretic as wonderful as you. As
long as you stay out of the shit,' she said, suddenly noticing a
lingering smell.
I'll try,' said Bleatin, and Mishnah caressed him
again.
The End
The Wishfaerie and the Warcry
Bera
Shambala, once connected to the Nexus and thriving, long fallen into
disuse by the powers of the Nexus, the experimental world deemed far
more trouble than it was worth, for even the Nexus had scruples in
the divine manipulations of probabilities they were involved in, was
a hell of a planet.
Modeled on Olo Malan, Bera Shambala had
been born in the 'Pool of Certainties' by the great 'Alpha-Wurm', to
whom it was believed the siring of all decent and credible creations
belonged to. Yet, the planetary body having come off the production
line, the shapers of merriment, who had completed a 10,000 year
secret surveillance of Olo Malan, decided, in their laboratorical
genetic manipulations of the forebearers of Bera Shambala's great
race of noble creations, to manipulate destiny, through the
copulative instincts implanted in scientifically genetic sureties,
for a sarcastic alternative creation to the majesty of Olo Malan - a
mirror as it were - and utilize suggestive mind manipulation - indeed
the voices of the gods - to achieve their hypothesized purposes.
Yet
a good while back the voice of the great Alpha-Wurm had verily
convicted the shapers of merriment of their nasty proleptic
panderings, and they had simply left things be.
And now Bera
Shambala produced ucanny resemblances to Olo Malanese culture, albeit
with an ironic twist, on a regular, uncanny basis.
Druldruguser
Dragonfart Douay was a bastard - quite literally - born out of
wedlock, raised by a rather ugly prostitute with a famed missing
front tooth and poor hygiene, Gelba Douay constantly assured the
sensitive Druldruguser his father had been the most handsome and
noble of men, despite Druldruguser intimately aware of the gutter
class scum which employed mother's cheap, and quite nasty,
services.
'I will now find my father,' said the boasting 16
year old. For he had gone to the pool of wishes, and spent a coin and
prayed to the wishfaerie, and she had promised him his heart's
deepest desire.
Gelba shrugged. He was off his head again.
'Were
is he, mother?'
'Troldok. He is in the palace there.'
And
so, taking off for the city of Troldok, 100 leagues up the highway
hence northwards, he came to the palace of Troldok, sought entry into
the duke's presence, and declared himself, in front of the nobles,
son of the duke to the maiden Gelba Douay. The laughter from the
court was, indeed, hysterical.
But the duke looked at this poor
unfortanuate, noticed the familiar looks on his face, and said
'Indeed, scumlad, I think I can help you. Take him down to the
shitman.'
So, being led away, out to the back arse of Troldok
palace, he came into the presence of quite an odorous reality, the
working quarters of the shitman, who dealt with the various body
waste concerns of the palace of Troldok, for it infamously had no
plumbing since the losing of a dispute between warring parties and a
gamble lost, the loser forgoing plumbing for a three score years and
ten, Druldruguser confronted a man, twice his age, yet his spitting
image, arms covered in faeces, dealing with some revolting looking
substance, who just smiled at him.
'Your Druldruguser, I take it,'
said the man.
Druldruguser nodded miserably, staring aghast at his
rather pathetic father in his. rather pathetic occupation.
'Well,
don't worry too much about it. If you end up in the shit like me, the
pay is not too bad in the end.'
And Druldruguser bellowed in a
disappointed voice of war 'Dog's bloody Testicles!'
And the
shapers of merriment would have smiled at this ironic encounter.
And
the world turned.
And the world turned.
The End
The
Wailer and the Wentigern
by
Daniel Thomas Andrew
Daly
The Wailer inhabited the southern hemisphere
of Bera Shambala and the Wentigern inhabited the western-northern
hemisphere of Olo Malan.
Olo Malan, every fourth year, due to
an ageold gravity belt put in place by an old Nexus governor,
suffered a change in poles to mainly west by east, but sometimes
north-west by south-east, the craziest of years according to scholars
of Chi Ash Lan. Thus the four yearly 'Deep Freeze' of the cold west,
with snow and ice everywhere,was sometimes altered by the graces of
the Wentigern, which all Chi Ash Lan schoolchildren revered, the
mythical force of spirit which gave occasional grace periods of
warmer weather for the renowned cold west's reputation. The Wentigern
was nothing more than a faulty electrical circuit a lazy Nexus
programmer overlooked while preoccupied with some CGI of rather buxom
ladies in quite scantily dressed clothing. The mistake had long gone
overlooked.
The Wailer, on the other hand, was the power of
Oracle all Southern Bera Shambalans knew and feared. A mechanical
series of speakers raised throughout points on the primary southern
continent, around which communities had long since arisen. They were
nothing more than speaking modules for Nexus purposes to ultimately
harvest employees From Bera Shambala, brute workers needed throughout
the Nexus's sprawling civilizations for menial tasks, one of the core
imperatives behind the original formation of Bera Shambala by the
Alpha-WURM. Yet now, Bera Shambala long ago abandoned by the Nexus
for such purposes as far more trouble than worth, the Wailer simply
operated every century as a series of communications in some strange
tongue, lasting four days, no single Bera Shambalan having a single
clue as to the meaning of.
Togura Loupaan had heard of the
Wailer, so, travelling to the southern continent of Bera Shambala,
the member of both the wordguild and the warsmiths, stood there on
judgement day, as it were, armed with his mother's impressive
wordguild training, ready to decipher the mysterious messages at
there centennial celebration. He waited, surrounded by other Bera
Shambalan's, and when the Wailer started speaking, he wrote down,
with the mastery of letters, as best he could, the complex
communications of the Wailer. And. the four days completed, he
returned home, sat with his mother, and the wordguild took an
interest in the case personally. One word shone home. Nexus. And,
after much deliberation by various wordguild upper hierarchical
chiefs, they concluded that the term 'Graznog di Vidaris Summatraka'
did approximately translate in the ancient tongues to 'Assemble on Mt
Victory', Bera Shambala's highest mountain, never before scaled to
completeness by any known manchild - or womanchild for that
matter.
'Then it is settled,' said Vortag Tanumber,
hierarchical elder in the Wordguild. 'We shall climb the unclimbable.
And we shall hire the bravest souls in all of Bera Shambala to do the
business for us.'
'Or the most insane,' muttered Togura Loupaan,
knowing the treachery of such a proposed climb.
'And we have our
first volunteer, don'twe Togura Loupaan?'
The room clapped
Togura's selection, and his parent's, proudly looking upon their
chosen son, could barely have noticed, midst the celebrations, the
long scowl which had appeared on a very annoyed looking Togura
Loupaan's face.
'Great,' he said sarcastically to himself. 'An
early climb to death.' But the assembled only cheered all the
more.
PLOT
Involves the full array of Bera
Shambalan main characters as the chosen ones to travel through 'the
machine'. They arrive in the Cold West during the Wentigern. Their
job is reconnaissance, and the travel Olo Malan for five years,
learning the languages and cultures. Near where the machine comes to
rest when they are ready to return home the enable a Nexus
data-archive transmission device, which send a series of core
readings on weather patterns and other geographical readings back to
the Nexus, who, after interpreting the data, send a team to make the
correction which resulted in the Wentigern. After this there is
travel between Bera Shambala and Olo Malan by the chosen ones. the
chosen ones, in later books, are viewed as gods by the cold west for
ending the Wentigern.